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End times 2012: Michael Lohan allegedly spawns again?
Lindsay Lohan
Guess Who's Pregnant?
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There's going to be a new addition to the Lohan litter -- but fear not ... it's not Lindsay who's preggers. TMZ has learned Lindsay's gonna have another sibling, courtesy of Kate Major and Michael Lohan.
According to our sources, Kate is in her first trimester. But get this ... the restraining order she had against MiLo was lifted lifted only a few weeks ago ... so the act of conception was illegal.
Our sources say Michael has not told Lindsay or any of his other children the happy news yet. So Lindsay, we're pleased to inform you you're gonna have a brother or sister to whom you can teach the ropes.
A rep for the couple confirms the pregnancy, but wouldn't comment further.
Is it too late for a magic milkshake?
Can we change "spans" in the title to "spawns"?
In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!
― Dr. Seuss
I dont know what it means to span but it sounds serious.
Damn! So the RO was just bs then?
Saw the news...
Lindsay Lohan -- She's Gonna Be a Big Sister! | TMZ.com
Kate is a raging alcoholic, very sad situation for the baby.
Of course the restraining order was a joke. She's nuttier than he is imo.
Crazy situation with Milo is the "stable" one...
Last edited by Tati; July 16th, 2012 at 09:37 AM.
Poor baby
Ew ew ew. Both of them are just beyond gross. And that poor child has absolutely no chance, even if it does miraculously manage to be born without FAS. I'll never understand how such messed-up people can possibly justify having unprotected sex.
She looks like a poor man's Tara Reid. And those are four words I never thought I'd see together.
If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.
- Kahlil Gibran
That poor child...
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
I was gonna say "Low-Rent Tara Reid"... so either way, four words that really make you say "W.T.F?!"Originally Posted by Tati
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(_)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Actually I'm schocked that Dina hasn't tried to spawn another paycheck.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
^ Yes, but that one didn't inherit the right looks to be money-makeable.
This will lead to a special edition of Maury.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
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