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    Default Oh Look, Paris Hilton {BANNED} Is Back And The World Yawns

    Monday, June 25th 2012
    Parasite Hilton Still Exists And Is Trying To Be A DJ Now

    [YOUTUBE]Kv-EnsyI5ns[/YOUTUBE]

    In case you needed to know that Wonky McValtrex is as good at DJing as she is at sucking dick, here's that piece of trash pretending to push a bunch of buttons and turn knobs during her debut DJ set at the Sao Paolo Music Festival. Fucking a DJ (or two, or three, or forty) does not make this skank a DJ. Wonks probably thinks DJ Afrojack passed his mixing skills to her through his jizz stream. If that was possible, Wonks wouldn't only be the world's greatest DJ. She'd also be the world's greatest drug dealer, reality show contestant, basic cable actor, singer, porn star, bass player, club doorman, bathroom attendant, Walgreens stock boy, homeless man living under a bridge and (insert the occupation of every man in the L.A. area).

    Is there such a thing as dj-synching, because there's no way Wonks made music come out of those speakers by herself. Bitch can't even operate an Etch-A-Sketch. Wonks put on that craft project Lady GaGa outfit and pretended to DJ while one of her crotch crabs was really the one pressing play on the iPod under that table.


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    Source: Parasite Hilton Still Exists And Is Trying To Be A DJ Now | Dlisted
    I heard she was working on a new CD with Snoop Dogg quite sometime ago but I doubt this has anything to do with it.

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    Ugh, this tired old slore is still at it?

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    Guess she got tired of Kim K hogging all the spotlight so she crawled out from underneath her rock to attempt to steal it back again. As we know these attempts have never ended well, remember 'The World According To Paris', so I suspect this wont last long.

    June 25, 2012, 2:00 PM ETParis Hilton’s Deejay Set Panned By Almost Everyone But Paris Hilton


    Getty Images Paris Hilton performs as DJ during the Pop Music Festival at Arena Anhembi in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on June 23, 2012.

    Remember Paris Hilton? Well, the heiress turned reality star is back, except now she’s trying her hand at being a deejay. Hilton played an hour-long set at the Pop Music Festival in Sao Paulo, Brazil, this weekend that promptly began trending on Twitter after seemingly everyone began panning her performance.

    A sampling of what folks are saying:

    –”[Hilton] goes to introduce her new Afrojack-produced single ‘Last Night’, she actually proceeds to play Rihanna’s ‘We Found Love’ at the same time, leading to the most muddled mash-up of all time.” [NME]

    –”Paris Hilton did a little DJ gig to thousands of fans in Brazil last night – only, she seemed to enjoy it a little more than they did.” [Mirror]

    “[W]hile we don’t want to bash someone’s effort, her set was … not very good. We have our video of her pouting over the console busting out some weird dance moves (which we think, she reckons are sexy; they are not) right after the jump so you can see what we’re talking about.” [VH1]

    There were a few positive notices about her show–mostly from friends of Hilton, and from Hilton herself. She tweeted “Wow! What an incredible night! So happy you all loved my set! Loved watching you all smile & dance! One of the best night’s of my life!”

    Watch clips of Hilton’s deejay set below. What do you think? Leave your thoughts in the comments.

    [YOUTUBE]Kv-EnsyI5ns[/YOUTUBE]
    [YOUTUBE]hJ2BZf0Y-6w[/YOUTUBE]

    Source: Paris Hilton's Deejay Set Panned By Almost Everyone But Paris Hilton - Speakeasy - WSJ
    Were all familiar with the first video by now but the second is new. What surprises me is that The Wall Street Journal covers this kinda thing. What is this world coming to?

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    Who?
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    UHhuh.

    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    In related news, I took a huge shit earlier.
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    Racist Skank!

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    I am always amused when people call her Banned. It's nice to see it caught on so well, even with people who weren't members when it started. :0
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    UHhuh.

    I can always count on Grimmlok to make me snort/laugh my coffee.

    Her dress looks like it was made by a first year fashion design student who doesn't yet know that she's going to see out her fashion career in retail at JC Penny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    UHhuh.


    This picture is a metaphor for her whole "career".... including her sex tape:
    Someone else doing all the work.


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    She really needs to give up. Just go away. She is no longer relevant. Nothing more sad than a woman in her late 20's still trying to cling onto the little fame she has left.
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    Remember when she got out of jail and was interviewed by Larry King? She was tired of being a party girl and the bible was her book to read? Yeah.

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    ^Yup, and I remember Barbra Walters ( I think it was Barbra) asking what her favorite bible verse is. She sat there for a bit (because she didn't know of any) and said "I don't have a favorite". She could have at least said "Jesus wept" or something.

    Totally fake performance. Prerecorded tracks. That's the same stuff played on the radio. Holding those damn head phones, touching the sound board for 10 seconds, and dancing isn't djing.
    Please, please PLEASE go away!!!!!!!
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    She should have played Jam by Kim Kardashian, then it would have been a rip-roaring success.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cool girl View Post
    She really needs to give up. Just go away. She is no longer relevant. Nothing more sad than a woman in her late 20's still trying to cling onto the little fame she has left.
    She's not in her late 20's, she's 31.
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