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    Default Kristen Stewart is the Highest-Paid Actress in H'wood

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    Behold, The Highest-Paid Actress In Hollywood




    The face you just made after reading that headline had more raw emotions and layers of expression in it than the same sedated face Kristen Stewart makes in every frame of every movie she's in and bitch is still making more money than all of us combined. Forbes put out their annual rich white women in Hollywood list and KStew leads that shit with $34.5 million. That's like $1 for every blink she makes in that Twatlight mess. Yeah, fuck all of our lives.
    To come up with their list, Forbes added up what each actress made in upfront pay, profit participation, residuals, endorsements and advertising work. Since Twihards throw $100 bills at KStew every time their coochies twitch while watching her kiss on RPattz, it's no surprise that bitch is cutting her weed with white gold flakes. But beyond KStew, most of Forbes' list is a long skid mark of unflavored vom. It's a mess. Cameron Diaz? Sarah Jessica Parker? Those two should be on Forbes' Middlest-Paid list (or a list of Hollywood actresses who can eat your innocent dreams with their faces), not Forbes' Highest-Paid list. The entire list is below and if it helps, just block out the word "million" and pretend Cammy made $34 total last year.
    10. Jennifer Aniston - $12 million
    9. Kristen Wiig - $12 million
    8. Meryl Streep - $12 million
    7. SJP - $15 million
    6. Julia Roberts - $16 million
    5. Charlize Theron - $18 million
    4. Angie Jolie - $20 million
    3. Sandra Bullock - $25 million
    2. Cameron Diaz - $34 million
    1. KStew - $34.5 million
    It's depressing that KStew makes almost three times as much as Meryl Streep. If you ripped off one of Meryl's toe corns, put a brown wig on it and pushed it in front of a camera, it would exude more real emotions than KStew does. But I can't fully hate on that mouth breather. Bitch gets paid millions upon millions of dollars to hot box in her trailer for hours and drool out a few written lines in front of a camera before going back to her trailer to hot box some more. Lip bite all the way to the bank, bitch.

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    Not a fan but I get it.

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    *puts gun to head*
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    This just CAN'T be correct. No, I refuse to believe this bullshit. *Fingers in ears LALALALALALALA*
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    It won't last long once everyone realizes she can't act her way out of a paper bag.
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    If only jobs for the regular, unglamorous masses paid like this. I bet every person here working outside and inside the home worked harder and longer than every one of these cows. And I love Meryl Streep, but c'mon.
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    Oh I totally agree. I love when people like Posh complain how tired she is with the kids and working. Okay, well try adding cooking, cleaning, worrying about money, working 9 hours a day and having no nanny, asshole.
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    KS can not act at all!!! And I can't believe Cameron gets 34 million, either.
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    Clearly KS is making all the money she can while she's got Twilight still going.
    Cameron is an even bigger shock.
    I'm glad Sandra Bullock is still up there.
    I had to google Kristen Wiig. Best known for being a SNL cast member.

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    uh, Wiig wrote and starred in Bridesmaids, which was a huge hit
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjw View Post
    It's depressing that KStew makes almost three times as much as Meryl Streep.
    Jesus wept.
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    I think these are the previous lists. Stewart didn't make it until 2010. It's great to be part of a franchise:

    2011:

    Jolie and SJP - tie at $30 million
    Jennifer Aniston - $28 million
    Reese Witherspoon- $28 million
    Julia Roberts - $20 million
    Kristen Stewart - $20 million
    Katherine Heigl - $19 million
    Cameron Diaz - $18 million
    Sandra Bullock - $15 million
    Meryl Streep - $10 million

    2010:
    Sandra Bullock – $56 Million
    Reese Witherspoon – $32 Million
    Cameron Diaz – $32 Million
    Jennifer Aniston – $27 Million
    Sarah Jessica Parker – $25 Million
    Julia Roberts – $20 Million
    Angelina Jolie – $20 Million
    Drew Barrymore – $16 Million
    Meryl Streep – $13 Million
    Kristen Stewart – $12 Million

    2009:

    1. Angelina Jolie $27 mil
    2. Jennifer Aniston $25 mil
    3. Meryl Streep $24 mil
    4. Sarah Jessica Parker $23 mil
    5. Cameron Diaz $20 mil
    6. Sandra Bullock $15 mil
    7. Reese Witherspoon $15 mil
    8. Nicole Kidman $12 mil
    9. Drew Barrymore $12 mil
    10. Renee Zellweger $10 mil

    2008:

    1. Cameron Diaz – $50 million
    2. Keira Knightley – $32 million
    3. Jennifer Aniston – $27 million
    4. Reese Witherspoon – $25 million
    5. Gwyneth Paltrow – $25 million
    Angelina Jolie was at no. 10 this year

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    She can't act to save her life. But then again not many of the highest paid actresses are actually the best actresses. How is Cameron number 2? Ugh.

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    ^I don't get that either.
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