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    Default Alec Baldwin Gets Marriage License, Promptly Punches Photographer in Face

    This morning, Alec of Clan Baldwin and his fiancée Hilaria Thomas floated down to City Hall in a blissful cloud of love, on a mission to obtain a marriage license. After being issued the necessary paperwork, Baldwin left the building and immediately socked a Daily News photographer on the chin. (Pix of the incident can be found here.)

    The paper reports that the paparazzo, Marcus Santos, was "standing innocently with two other photographers" outside the building. In which "innocently" means closely following a celebrity's every move?
    "He was looking mad," said Santos. "He said, ‘Step back, step back.' I said, ‘We're moving back.'"
    Baldwin's side of the story goes something like this:
    A "photographer" almost hit me in the face with his camera this morning. ‪#allpaparazzishouldbewaterboarded‬
    Baldwin was previously accused of attacking a photographer in 2010; in 2007, he left his daughter a nasty voicemail, calling her a rude little pig. He seems to have mellowed out since dating Thomas, a yoga instructor, but seriously: Who wouldn't be provoked by an unwanted lens in the face while trying to get a city agency to cooperate? Good God, Lemon.




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    That's my Alec. Good to know yoga hasn't mellowed him out too much.
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    Love his face in pic #2. LMAO!!!!
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    So the paps are invited to the wedding then?

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    Hilaria?! His fiance's name is Hilaria? Did we already know this? Who would name their kid that?
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    I love this man. He is like a fierce animal. Sex on legs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Hilaria?! His fiance's name is Hilaria? Did we already know this? Who would name their our that?
    More people should be named Hilaria!

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    Looks like he's lost weight

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    Always a gentleman.

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    fucking pap deserved it. team alec!
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    That bottom pic is hilarious. That being said, and even with my own loathing of the paparazzi factored in, I STILL don't find coke-fueled rage disorders attractive. Too bad, 'cause Alec was and still is damnably hot otherwise. He really ought to consider switching to weed, though. I don't think yoga is doing the trick.

    I hope he runs for office. Because that would really bring the entertainment. Debate?! Fuck debate!! Cage match! Might be a breath of fresh air really.
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    Oh god, that second photo got me. I like Alec, no matter what dickish news reports come out about him.

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    Good ole Alec!
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    he's definitely slimmed down and lost some of the bloat. which makes him hotter but at the same time i like my jack donaghy a little on the portly side, it suits him
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Hilaria?! His fiance's name is Hilaria? Did we already know this? Who would name their kid that?
    Maybe her father's name was Hilarius.

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