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Thread: Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard welcome 2nd daughter

  1. April 30th, 2012, 02:57 PM #1
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    Default Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard welcome 2nd daughter

    Monday, April 30th 2012
    Jake Gyllenhaal Is A Tia Again!



    Maggie Gyllenhaal has birthed out yet another little girl who gets to play Barbies in her playroom with Uncle Jakey (SPOILER ALERT: Jakey's always gets to be Midge. Always.). Maggie's rep tell UsWeekly that her second daughter with Peter Sarsgaard was born on April 19th in NYC. Just like Jack Osbourne and Lily Allen, Maggie and Peter have given their daughter the name of a 73-year-old southern memaw who holds the record as Piggy Wiggly's longest serving employee and whose hair hasn't been out of a bun since the 40s. Maggie and Peter named their second kid:

    GLORIA RAY!!!!!!!

    I can't hate on the name Gloria Ray at all, because: a) Any name that is also the title of a Laura Branigan song is a good name and; b) Just shouting the name "Gloria Ray" out loud makes me feel like a southern mother from the 50s calling her daughter in for supper.

    And meanwhile, Jessica Simpson's wombschooled unborn baby just graduated from the 3rd grade.

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    Well, the name its old-timey, but not horrible.
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    Gloria is okay. Not crazy about Ray, though.
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    I swear I heard the Doors version of Gloria the other day and wondered if anyone named their kid that anymore. Congrats.
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    Seems like every kid has Ray as a middle name. Ray is the new Dylan.

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    I like it. It's uncommon, but it's still a name. And a relatively normal sounding one.
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    All I can hear is Edith Bunker yelling, "GLLLLORIAAAAAA!" LOL.
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    I think of grannies named Gloria, but it's nice considering all the celebrity baby names out there. Peter looks like Stephen Dorff in that picture!
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    i like ramona better than gloria but i don't care for either.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid
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    Sounds like they're starting a bridge club.
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