Smutty menage book based on Kevin Federline and Britney Spears romance

**ana-mish-ana** · April 23rd, 2012, 10:36 AM

While many folks may consider the epic romance of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline worthy of becoming a novel, no one has taken the initiative to pen such a tome … until now. It turns out that Federline‘s aunt, a woman named Diane Story, is an aspiring author who self-publishes her own e-books. And from the look of her official website, it doesn’t seem like she is very successful … but all of that could change. Story has written a book titled Pop Baby: Krissy Doucet that appears to be based on the failed Spederline love affair. Interested? Click below to learn more.

An erotic novel was inspired by Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s two years of marriage, Radar Online reports. Kevin’s aunt, Diane Story, is the author of “Pop Baby Krissy Doucet”, the first book in a planned series. The novel follows dancer Keenan Fazio and “pop princess” Krissy Doucet. A blurb for the book reads, “The moment Krissy set her sights on Keenan, she knew he was amazing. Choosing him at the club was one of the best decisions of her life. Yet how can she compete with the beautiful Tara Butler? A woman from Keenan’s past who understands his sexual desires. Would sharing Keenan in Tara’s bed be their only option for love?” Britney became entangled with Kevin, her back-up dancer in 2004 and announced their engagement while Kevin’s ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson was pregnant with their second child. Britney and Kevin got married in October 2004, starred in a short-lived reality show, got two kids and divorced in 2007. According to the official site “Pop Baby Krissy Doucet” will be in stores April 26 and a sequel “Pop baby Maddy Fortin” will be released the next month. A lucky winner of Story’s online contest will be granted “One Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Wedding Invitation”.

LMAOOOOO!!! This is just … too brilliant. Look, I can’t fault Diane Story for trying to capitalize on the failed relationship between Britney and Kevin. Hell, K-Fed himself has made a career of milking his failed marriage for as much as possible. As much as I love me some Britney, I find it very hard to imagine any scenario where reading this book might be interesting to me so … I think I’m gonna pass. That said, I might have to enter the contest to win that Spederline wedding invitation. I know, I hate myself, too. What do y’all think of this book? Do you think it’s something you might like to read?

Kevin Federline’s Aunt Writes A Britney Spears-Inspired Romance Novel | Pink is the New Blog

I blame Fifty Shades of Grey - it use to be a fanfiction story on Twilight - it looks like Siren books (they are an erotic epub that does some really bad ebooks like Long horn shifters and MMMMMMF gangbangs and menages) is on the act with based on a real love story between Kfed and Britney

**rollo** · April 23rd, 2012, 12:34 PM

It sounds really boring and dated. I guess she has to hurry up before Britney's next wedding.

ETA: Ana, you have to fix the title.

**ana-mish-ana** · April 23rd, 2012, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by rollo

It sounds really boring and dated. I guess she has to hurry up before Britney's next wedding.

ETA: Ana, you have to fix the title.

Thanks for the headsup!

This is from Siren Publishing, they are well known for WTFERY books - And she's already had a few brouhahas at amazon

**McJag** · April 23rd, 2012, 03:23 PM

Erotic? Britney Spears? Kfed? On what planet?

**ana-mish-ana** · April 23rd, 2012, 03:49 PM

There is some cray cray Fanfic out there believe me but Siren Publishing is getting into the act. I checked out the author's site and she's set the book trailer on private! You have to ask permission to view it LMAO

And this is one example of Siren publishing with their menage land extra line-
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**louiswinthorpe111** · April 23rd, 2012, 04:33 PM

I'm betting there was no threesome between KFed, Britters and Shar, but that's my opinion.

**Hostage** · April 23rd, 2012, 05:52 PM

Wonder if the cover will have someone wearing a pink wig on it....

**faithanne** · April 23rd, 2012, 10:37 PM

I know it's not worth getting all Grammar Nazi on this piece of crap, but this jumped out at me:

The moment Krissy set her sights on Keenan, she knew he was amazing.

I love it when people try and use a phrase when they have no idea what it actually means.

**MrsDark** · April 24th, 2012, 08:14 AM

Originally Posted by louiswinthorpe111

I'm betting there was no threesome between KFed, Britters and Shar, but that's my opinion.

I agree. But I bet he occasionally fucked Shar while dating and married to Brit.

**Catty** · April 24th, 2012, 08:36 AM

So....Federline's aunt is writing an erotic novel about him??

**louiswinthorpe111** · April 24th, 2012, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by MrsDark

I agree. But I bet he occasionally fucked Shar while dating and married to Brit.

Definately agree. And, I bet he fucked more than just Shar while married to Britters. He can't keep his dick in his pants.

**Sasha** · April 24th, 2012, 11:46 AM

Damn, you can make money with this shit? *bookmarks link*

**lizzybabe** · April 24th, 2012, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by ana-mish-ana

Kevin Federline’s Aunt Writes A Britney Spears-Inspired Romance Novel | Pink is the New Blog

I blame Fifty Shades of Grey - it use to be a fanfiction story on Twilight - it looks like Siren books (they are an erotic epub that does some really bad ebooks like Long horn shifters and MMMMMMF gangbangs and menages) is on the act with based on a real love story between Kfed and Britney

Now that Fifty Shades of Grey is such a smash hit, look for all sorts of shitty erotica to be unleashed. The sad fact is this will probably be a hit, poorly written as it is.