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    Default Johnny Depp and Ashley Olsen's Hot Hookup

    Exclusive: Johnny Depp and Ashley Olsen's Hot Hookup

    Johnny Depp publicly claims to still be happily coupled up with Vanessa Paradis — his longtime partner and the mother of his two children.

    However, In Touch can exclusively reveal that on February 27, Johnny was spotted making a hasty exit from an office building connected to Ashley’s apartment building “looking like he didn’t want to be seen,” a witness tells In Touch. In fact, an office worker confirms, “An e-mail went around to the employees saying Johnny Depp was using our building to try to avoid paparazzi.”

    It turns out the star, 48, was secretly leaving 23-years younger Ashley’s loft after a sneak slumber party. Arriving in the afternoon of February 26, Johnny hunkered down in Ashley’s Tribeca digs until noon the next day — nearly 24 hours later. “It was quiet in her apartment, like it was just the two of them in there,” an insider recalls, and though no one outside can know what happened, “It didn’t seem like it was just a visit between friends.”

    Whatever the twosome were up to during their overnighter, it certainly left Johnny exhausted. When the star finally left the next day, “he looked like he was out of it,” an onlooker said.

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    *runs to put johnny in death pool*
    Kill him.
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    she's so his type. skinny, druggie, just like Kate. they totally banged.



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    effie's gonna be pissed...
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    Uggg! They both look dirty and like they are half dead, already. Maybe Ashley can help Johnny out, just like Mary-Kate did Heath.

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    had to google... i thought it was ashley with heath too!
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    ewww can you imagine the grease/dirt they left on the sheets blergh!
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    If all this shit is true about him fucking around I wonder why he and Vanessa Paradis are going through the motions. They don't seem like the type to stay together for the kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    ewww can you imagine the grease/dirt they left on the sheets blergh!
    Ugh, no shit!
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    That troll better back off!

    If this is true, it might be the death knell to my Depp crush.

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    Maybe Johnny needs to be added to the death pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CornFlakegrl View Post
    That troll better back off!

    If this is true, it might be the death knell to my Depp crush.
    Mine died after i saw The Tourist.
    Seriously, he is not aging well at all.
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    She does look a lot like his wife when she was younger. She's got that weird haunted look lately, though
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    she's so his type. skinny, druggie, just like Kate. they totally banged.
    And tiny, and crazy-eyed, and a clotheshorse, all like Winona. Totally agree.

    I can so see this.

    He's always not-so-secretly been a druggie and fucked in the head. Perhaps this is why his success, being so adored etc. always seem to really puzzle him. He knows what the real deal is with him and can't see why the public and critics don't perceive it as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    ewww can you imagine the grease/dirt they left on the sheets blergh!

    The mental picture of that really grossed me out,....but it was funny!

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