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    Default Lindsay Lohan May Now Add ‘Hit and Run Driver’ to her Diverse Résumé


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    By Luke Malone
    Mar 14, 2012 9:00 AM






    Lindsay Lohan May Now Add ‘Hit and Run Driver’ to her Diverse Résumé

    It wasn't Lizzie Grubman bad, but it's still a bad start to the day when you hit someone with your car outside of a club and immediately flee the scene – which is exactly what Lindsay Lohan did in the wee hours of the morning. Leaving Hollywood's Sayers Club sometime after midnight she got into a paparazzo jam outside the neighboring Hookah Lounge and inadvertently struck the manager with her new Porsche before driving away. Though the cops soon arrived on the scene they're choosing not to follow it up because no one was seriously injured, but will be forced to if the manager makes a formal complaint. The bad news for her is that if a complaint is filed it could violate her probation in the shoplifting case. It's doubly bad news that she didn't actually hit one of the asshole paps who are constantly tailing her ass and the ones who are directly responsible for such inflated drama.



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    Not sure how I feel about this. Did she know she hit the manager, is it like when Britney ran over someone's foot outside the courthouse and there was plausibility that she wasn't aware it happened?
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    Lindsay must have more willpower than any other recovering addict on earth to hit clubs several times a week and never succumb to drugs or alcohol. [/sarcasm]
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    Whatta dumb bitch.

    I should just copy and paste this, it applies to every Lindsay Lohan post.

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    Damn! She could've got another DUI! How disappointing!

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    UPDATE: though he initially said he was fine the manager started complaining about being injured once he realized who hit him — his injury being a grazed knee. He's currently being treated for celebrity-related hypochondria in emergency and is hiring an attorney.

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    I'm sorry, but if you hit someone a leave the scene, that is a crime.

    Who does that and gets away with it? So sick of this chick.
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    for someone that said they were done with the club scene, what the hell is she doing at the club?
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    So she has another high end car from who knows who? Sorry, leases it. She has been called out on her driving for years now and it's only a matter of time before something serious happens (again.)

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    Lindsay Lohan Involved in Early Morning Car Accident

    Lindsay Lohan lightly struck another vehicle with her own car early Wednesday morning, police confirm.

    "Early this morning, it appears Lindsay Lohan was cornered in a narrow parking lot by paparazzi and she grazed another vehicle in her attempt to get away," Los Angeles Police Department spokesperson Richard French tells PEOPLE.

    "Officers responded, and when they got there the owner of the car said there was no injury or damage to his vehicle. This is an extremely minor case."

    According to TMZ.com, which first reported the incident, the actress, 25, grazed the knee and the car of a 26-year-old manager at Hookah Lounge in Hollywood while making a three-point turn and then reportedly drove away.

    What happened next is murky. TMZ claims the manager first said he didn't need medical attention and that police soon confirmed no one was hurt and considered the case closed.

    However, the club manager later reportedly went to the emergency room after complaining that he was, in fact, injured, and he has subsequently hired an attorney.

    When reached, Lohan's rep had no comment about the incident.
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    I hope he sues her since the court apparently refuses to do anything to her...
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    I can't wait to see the pap pics from this....

    From what I heard: She was pictured driving away from the club, then when the pap's caught up with her and the police, apparently she switched with her friend and she was sitting in the passenger seat. Oh Lindsay......

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    However, the club manager later reportedly went to the emergency room after complaining that he was, in fact, injured, and he has subsequently hired an attorney.
    And what does he think he's going to get from her broke ass?
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    You know it's slow here when a post about Lindsay Lohan in a hit and run only has 13 posts in over 12 hours. We should have already been through with Lindsay, to sex, then food, back to Lindsay, and back to sex again.
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    Whatever, this is not her first hit and run.
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