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    Default Joan Rivers Thinks Chelsea Handler is a Drunk Whore

    Joan Rivers and Chelsea Handler have been taking public jabs at each other for a few years now but their feud came to a head this week after both comedians appeared on Howard Stern's Sirius show. On Monday, when asked about Rivers, Handler said, "What the fuck do I care about Joan Rivers?" She then relayed a story about something supposedly bitchy that Rivers said about her at a Comcast event they both attended to which Handler took offense.

    On Tuesday it was Rivers' turn. Responding to Handler's previous statements, Rivers said she's "ordinary," "not funny," "a drunk," and a "whore," adding, "The girl made it on her back fucking the president…of the network." I guess I should be all up in arms about how sexist and depressing it is when women resort to calling each other whores, but mostly I'm just offended at the lack of effort they've put into this feud. Considering that they're two highly successful comedians, their insults lack any kind of wit or humor. Try harder, ladies.

    Joan Rivers Thinks Chelsea Handler is a Drunk Whore

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    Team Joan! Fuck Chelsea Handler...

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    So do I.
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    Team Joan. Chelsea is very one-note and is consistently outshined by the comedians on her panel. And her racial humor straddles that proverbial fence.
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    Diito! I agree with Joan.
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    Team Joan

    have never found Chelsea all tthat funny
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    I've never seen her stand up act and never watched her show. What's her comedy style? She doesn't sound very cool. Even Sandra Bernhardt and Kathy Griffin show respect for Joan.

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    Team Joan.

    I'm not a huge fan of hers, but I respect her and what she's done for women in her profession. She (among some others) paved the way for women comedians - especially "stand-up" comedians.

    She's been in the "business" for over 50 years. She's done it all, see in all - the good, bad and ugly, and she is still working, while not compromising herself/style of comedy.

    Chelsea should be thanking Joan.
    After all, she's making money on being blunt, talking about her life and taking about celebrities.

    Hmmm.... I wonder where she got that from?






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    Hey, look! It's Joan when she could still move her face!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Hey, look! It's Joan when she could still move her face!!!
    I actually thought she looked fine without all the surgery...

    And I thought being "the drunk chick" was part of Chelsea's schtick - wouldnt know since I never watch the show, but the handful of interviews I've seen that's what she throws out there.
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    Team Joan!

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    Joan Rivers FTW!! Can't stand Chelsea Handler!

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    Nah, Chelsea looks like she really is a drunk and is actually as klassy as her Girls Behaving Badly persona. She's getting more annoying and lazy than funny these last several years.

    Joan Rivers has earned some professional respect here, certainly a lot more than Handler is giving her.

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    Cannot stand Chelsea Handler. She's vile and her "humor" is most often just stupid and shocking statements. I really really really hate the Chuy thing.

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    Team Joan! Handler is a drunk whore, she nailed it.
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