Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Might Be Engaged

**Honey** · December 21st, 2011, 07:33 PM

Jessica Biel (Tip: Read that boring ho's name in Sookeh from True Blood's voice to make it more exciting. Jessica Beeeeeehl!) and Justin Timberlake have been getting on and off of each over for the past 4 years and I figured it was only a matter of time before their relationship completely buried itself right next to the open grave reserved for their movie careers. But apparently Jessica and Justin have tortured each other for so long that they have decided they should torture each other all the way by getting married. Lainey Gossip points to this Tweet from a gallery owner in Jackson, Wyoming:

Word on the street is that Justin Timberlake proposed to Jessica Biel at the Amangani last night...we're picking out post-engagement presents for them just in case they come in! Trying to play it cool...

Jessica Biel seems like a vacuum hole that can suck the personality out of any room she enters and there are major parts of Justin Timberlake's personality that need to be sucked into a black hole to nothingness, so I hope they make each other miserable for centuries to come.
And I will be disappointed in Justin if he didn't propose to Jessica by making her open his dick in a box. You know a finger ring can easily fit around his peen without the help of Crisco. I will also be disappointed if Justin and Brit Brit don't have a double wedding with a cowboy pimp denim theme.

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**rollo** · December 21st, 2011, 07:38 PM

Good for them. I don't think this is as gruesome as everyone else seems to think.

**Moongirl** · December 21st, 2011, 07:47 PM

^^yeah, I actually like them too...

**CornFlakegrl** · December 21st, 2011, 07:56 PM

I didn't even know they were still together. *shrug* They mostly make me yawn.

**nancydrew** · December 21st, 2011, 08:06 PM

She sucked every last bit of fuckableness he had right out of him, so she can have him

**fgg** · December 21st, 2011, 08:14 PM

I hope she enjoys being cheated on because she's in for a lifetime of it with this one.
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**SoCalMarie** · December 21st, 2011, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by rollo

Good for them. I don't think this is as gruesome as everyone else seems to think.

Gruesome? Nah...
I do think that they both are bi, have a caring relationship, but also have a mutual agreement when it comes to "extracurricular activities"

And it works for both of them.
Kinda like Will and Jada, minus all the the Co$ fun.

They can be (individually & as a couple) a little annoying sometimes... (to me).
But hey, whatever floats their boats

**Laxmobster** · December 21st, 2011, 08:39 PM

Add me to the "I like them together" group. I always have for some reason. I also happen to think she's gorgeous. Congrats IF its true!

**greysfang** · December 21st, 2011, 10:38 PM

**South Lake** · December 21st, 2011, 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by Laxmobster

Add me to the "I like them together" group. I always have for some reason. I also happen to think she's gorgeous.

Me too. That chick has a perfect face and body.

Interesting this engagement comes just days after Britney's. I'm sure it's random coincidence.

**rollo** · December 22nd, 2011, 05:07 AM

^ Britney's not worth upstaging. But there is a holiday coming up.

**Mel1973** · December 22nd, 2011, 05:12 AM

Originally Posted by greysfang

This! I think my Give a Fuck is completely broken... don't bother coming back tomorrow.

**JadeStar70** · December 22nd, 2011, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by nancydrew

She sucked every last bit of fuckableness he had right out of him, so she can have him

lol He was hot at one time,...but it is hard to see lately. I am anxious to how he looks in Friends with Benefits. She is very pretty, hope it works for them both.