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    Default Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis may be splitting up

    Johnny Depp and Girlfriend Calling it Quits?



    Celebtv.com reports that Johnny Depp and long-time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis may be splitting up amid rumors of both a mid-life crisis and excessive partying by Depp.

    Depp, who has been out promoting his film “The Rum Diary”, has been with Paradis for 13 years, but the seemingly happy yet fiercely private couple have reportedly grown
    apart for the past several months. Rumors of Depp’s flirting and partying during the promotion of his latest film sparked renewed interest in the actor’s private life, with
    many wondering whether or not he was newly single.
    There are no reports or indications that Depp has been unfaithful to Paradis.
    Viewing Depp’s hedonistic streak as a mid-life crisis, Paradis reportedly told him that he could come back when he “got it out of his system”.
    The rumors of a possible break-up between Depp and Paradis are not entirely new. In May, it was reported that there was a photograph of Depp kissing his publicist,
    Robin Baum. Paradis dismissed the rumors as untrue, and Depp was reportedly “furious” about the suggestion of infidelity or break-up.
    Depp and Paradis have two children together: Lily-Rose Melody Depp, born May 27, 1999, and John “Jack” Christopher Depp III, born April 9, 2002. They are unmarried, and
    live in Paris.
    Currently, this is all still speculative. However, with the rate at which Hollywood marriages tend to expire, you can’t help but cheer for a relationship that seems to really work.
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    *files story away in my "don't give a fuck" box*...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Half of an celebrity open relationship gadding about, acting the fool? Unpossible.
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    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

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    Brb, booking plane tickets to go console Johnny.
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    Now's your chance ladies! I've always thought he probably smelled/tasted like a hobo, but YMMV.....
    Life is short. Break the Rules. Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly. Love Truly.
    Laugh Uncontrollably. And never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Now's your chance ladies! I've always thought he probably smelled/tasted like a hobo, but YMMV.....
    The buttstank is a total dealbreaker...
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    Shush! It's what long, X-rated showers were made for.
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    what do hobos taste like? i'm guessing it's not chicken?
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    Am I the only one who hopes they don't break up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollo View Post
    Am I the only one who hopes they don't break up?

    I am with you. They should just work it out at this point. I don't see why they can't be happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    what do hobos taste like? i'm guessing it's not chicken?
    Year old cigarettes, unwiped ass, asparagus-tinged urine, week-old sweat and McDonald's fries. (I guess...)

    Oh, and bacon.
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    I don't believe this

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    Hope this is not true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Year old cigarettes, unwiped ass, asparagus-tinged urine, week-old sweat and McDonald's fries. (I guess...)

    Oh, and bacon.
    yummmm!
    Kill him.
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    I do not want to believe it,but i just want ma Johhny happy,so whatever rocks his boat.
    He loves his kids and he will be their father no matter what!

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