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    Default Scarlett Johansson Hates Being Called 'ScarJo'‎





    Did you know that ScarJo's actual government name is not ScarJo, but it's actually something like Scarlett Johansson? Weird, right? You think you know someone. Well, ScarJo tells USA Today that she wants the nickname to die a painful death and thinks it was born from the lazy orifice of laziness. This coming from a trick who has permanent lazy face and is acting in her sleep most of the time. Okay, then....
    "Oh, it's awful. It's a laziness. People can't actually say the whole name? It's just bizarre. How come Daniel Day-Lewis isn't subjected to like, 'DaDay'? So Cate Blanchett is not, like, 'CaBla'? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck with a mangled moniker?"
    The fuckery of comparing herself to DaDay and CaBla aside, ScarJo should be grateful that bitches are typing or saying her name in any form. But if ScarJo doesn't want to be called ScarJo, maybe we shouldn't call that bitch ScarJo. (In my best Teresa Giudice gorilla howl) Is ScarHO better? Is that better?

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    Well ScarJo, we can come up with a new nickname regarding involving your popcorn teeth.
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    i call her ScarHo

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    Waa waa waa

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    I am very pleased that ScarJo's skin looks worse than mine in that pic.

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    bad skin, red eyes, yellow teeth ugh. she looks like a zombie vampire

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    I am very pleased that ScarJo's skin looks worse than mine in that pic.
    LOL, same and I'm 40.

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    She's lucky that people even know her name.

    She needs a great performance or a decent performance in a great movie pretty badly at this point.

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    ScarJo is awful, much worse than my nickname for her, Aids-Infested Ratstick.
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    I've called her ScarHo ever since she took Benicio up the ass in an elevator. Wonder how she feels about that one.
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    Her life is so hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    I've called her ScarHo ever since she took Benicio up the ass in an elevator. Wonder how she feels about that one.
    Wait...what, they did WHAT?!

    Benecio DelToro looks like his breath smells like he gurgles sewer water on a daily basis. I never got his appeal.

    And woe-is-me to ScarJo. I hope people call her that just to annoy her for the rest of her life. She's like Katherine Heigl with slightly more charm and tact, but just as insufferable.
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    That rumor went around and benicio kinda sideways confirmed it somewhere. I think he's disgusting too. Also she was very young at the time like 19-20, and no gentleman kisses and tells.
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    Yeah, I never heard about the "up the ass" detail, I just heard the rumor as them having quickie sex in some elevator--is the anal thing something that is added over time to spice things up in this gossip game of telephone?

    But I would never compare her to Heigl, she may be annoying but I'd never put her anywhere near Heigl-levels of insufferability.

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    I don't think so, that was the original rumor.
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