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    Default News Anchor Refuses to Utter Kim Kardashian’s Name

    Good Day Dallas anchor Tim Ryan hates Kim Kardashian. When her name came up in the show's vaguely rude celebrity birthday segment—in which the anchors guess wildly about celebrities ages on their birthdays, then marvel at how old various vamped-up starlets look—he refers to Kim as "she whose name will not be mentioned."
    Tim Ryan: I'm on strike, she is not a celebrity.
    Lauren Przybyl: Can we call her a reality TV star?
    TR: Call her whatever you want. I don't guess her birthday.
    LP: You are not going to guess it at all?
    TR: No.
    LP: It's Kim Kardashian we're talking about.
    TR: I'm not even going to say her name.
    LP: Wow.
    Though I admire Tim Ryan's resilience, it's an uphill battle he's facing. Fame leeching is just how we do things, now. I'd be willing to bet most Americans can name more Kardashians than Supreme Court Justices. (Psyche! That was a trick assertion. Most Americans can't name a single Supreme Court Justice. Kim Kardashian for Chief Justice.) In other Good Day Dallas news, I just found out their traffic reporter's name is Chip Waggoner. Let's give him a reality show, next.


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    He deserves an Emmy.



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    He should just call her the ass who got famous for fucking on cam.
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    That is fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I think I like him!
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    we need to invite him here.
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    His own version of Banned!!!

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    I'm sending him a muffin basket. That is awesome!
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    This is wonderful! Now if only every other news anchor/gossip columnist/person in line with you at the grocery store would follow his lead.

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    Remember when one network refused to report on Banned (Paris Hilton)? Poor Kim. dissed by the Pres and this guy all in a few days. LOL
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    This guy has the right idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    Remember when one network refused to report on Banned (Paris Hilton)? Poor Kim. dissed by the Pres and this guy all in a few days. LOL
    and, her husband has pretty much left her

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    Tim Ryan for motherf*cking President!!!!!

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    Good for him!

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    I guess you can be famous for not doing anything notable but she thinks she is famous for something wonderful......WHatever that is.....does anyone know????
    Jack I swear.

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    He is awsome in my book. I freaking Love Him!
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