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    Kirk Cameron, star of the popular '80s sitcom "Growing Pains," celebrated his 41st birthday earlier this week. Cameron, who is now pursuing a new television career as a Christian evangelist and co-host of an evangelical show called "The Way of the Master," spent his birthday at Living Waters Ministry in Bellflower, Calif. The ministry's staff threw him a small party, and ordered out from Subway. Lane Chaplin, a student at nearby Trinity Law School and a guest at the party, snapped a photo of Cameron blowing out the candles on a cake in Living Waters' rather sparse conference room. Chaplin uploaded the photo to Twitter. It quickly went viral.
    "See a Very Sad Photo From Kirk Cameron's Birthday Party" the headline on New York magazine's Vulture blared. "We're not totally sure where this photo came from (and whether it's real, or from a movie set), but regardless of its origins: oh dear." The Washington Post's Jen Chaney launched a caption contest. Uproxx.com photoshopped Cameron some friends.
    According to a person at the party who spoke to The Cutline, there were 10-15 people behind the camera when the photo of Cameron was taken. And none of them, it seems, was aware the photo went viral.
    "Yup," Chaplin, a Christian vlogger, wrote in response to a Twitter message asking if the photo was real. "Are people posting it on the web?"
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    All those sammiches are for Jesus, so it's all good.
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    Whateves, he did/got more for his birthday than I did this year.
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    Fuck. Now I got that damn *five dollar foooot long* in my head again.
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    If there are 10 to 15 people there, why is there only enough food for 3?

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    Oh, shiiit............
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    My husband notices if you look at the original pic close enough it looks like he's puking up a brown dick. (His words, not mine! )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post


    GOOD FUCKING NIGHT PEOPLE!! It's been real y'all!
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    ^ i love it!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    My husband notices if you look at the original pic close enough it looks like he's puking up a brown dick. (His words, not mine! )
    ^oh, god, I can see the brown dick now!
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    Will he take the five sandwiches and magically turn them into enough to feed the masses? He practically thinks he's Jesus anyway.

    BTW, someone is bound to make Grimm's version of the photo their Avatar before the evening is over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    Will he take the five sandwiches and magically turn them into enough to feed the masses? He practically thinks he's Jesus anyway.
    ^that was a good one, Lol
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    I see the dick! I like how a sad subway party turned into news. He's a nut but it's just a pic of him blowing out candles!

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    Meanwhile...



    "Yeah, Subway sandwiches! Like, a bunch of them. I mean really, you can't even spring for Quizno's? And when he blew out his stupid Walmart bundt cake NOBODY WAS THERE! LOLZ FOR EVERYONE"
    "Not only do we embrace it, we take it out for drinks, get it absolutely steaming drunk, leg hump it and then leave it covered in shaving foam and a stolen Chuck E Cheese outfit in its own bath with no recollection of how it got there." -Kittylady on the sad and pathetic and strange.

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    Well, while it's cool that Kirk is a Christian, he was such a douchebag about it back when he was on Growing Pains, and sadly, that's all people remember. *shakes head*

    Hopefully, he has learned some humility.

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