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    Report: Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant




    Sep 27, 2011 by JENNY SCHAFER



    Jessica Simpson is expecting her first child, In Touch Weekly reports.
    Tongues were wagging when the 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson, where she sent back her glass of champagne for a birthday toast. As it turns out, the couple are expecting baby No. 1, a source close to Jessica and Eric tells In Touch.
    “She’s already having kooky cravings!” a friend says, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate — “which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet” — cheese-flavored popcorn as well as non-alcoholic margaritas.
    Reportedly, despite the fact that there will be one more “guest” - and that “Jessica might have to take out her dress a bit” - the couple still plans to wed this November.
    The friends says the couple considers the baby to be “the best wedding gift ever.” Jess is said to be due in the spring.


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    Ok. I had to laugh at the baby #1 thing because she doesn't have any so why does it have say #1? And what I really laughed at was the "take her dress out a bit" LOL. She has been doing that for years now so it shouldn't be a problem.

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    I'm guessing even with one bun in the oven she'll give Mariah a run for her money in the weight gain department.

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    She's gonna trip over that skirt. About 4 inches too long.

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    I can't wait for her tree trunk legs and titties to expand even further. And her face - can you imagine how bloated that will be?
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    Aww well I'm in the minority and I think it's nice!
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    If this is true, he just got a meal ticket with no expiration date.

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    Hell we called this long ago in the other Jessica threads.

    People Mag has said it has a special pregnancy announcement coming in the next few weeks. Guess Papa Joe brokered a deal already.
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    Darn it. I feel so sorry for her. I mean its great that shes pregnant but with this guys kid?

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    Why feel sorry for her? She chose him. And she certainly knows how to avoid pregnancy if she wanted.

    I say she couldn't beat Nick to the alter so she beat him to the delivery room.

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    If she keeps on eating like that they will have to let the dress out a lot. I bet she will gain 100+ pounds with this pregnancy.
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    Perfect! Now she doesn't have to worry about losing weight for the wedding!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dowcat View Post
    Reportedly, despite the fact that there will be one more “guest” - and that “Jessica might have to take out her dress a bit” - the couple still plans to wed this November.
    Pfft. Bitch is going to wear an awful, tacky, white muumuu. And it will be hilarious.

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    I predict she will make Nicole Eggert look teeny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karistiona View Post
    Aww well I'm in the minority and I think it's nice!
    Me too, I think she'll be a good mom!

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