Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner getting married

**mrs.v** · August 12th, 2011, 06:48 PM

Amanda Woodward And Dr. Peter Burns Are Getting Married

Jack Wagner (on the right, I think) will be singing ALLL AAAAAAAAAH NEEEEED to Heather Lockler at the wedding altar really soon, because the two told People that they are getting married and will pay Michael Mancini $1 million to help them flee the country since she's wanted by the police for killing her almost rapist in high school. I'm not sure if the wedding will happen before or after Eve tries to turn them into gravel meat with her car. You know, I don't know my own blood type, but I know almost every damn Melrose Place plot line. Shit, I hope Eve and Sexi Lexi wrestle on top of a mound of Peter's ashes at some point during the wedding.
This will be Heather's third time wearing a ball and chain in the form of a wedding ring. It will be Jack's second.
Heather Locklear has looked like she's been pregnant in the cheeks with twins for a long time, but when did Jack Wagner no longer look like Jack Wagner? Did Heather's cheeks eat his eyelids? Now he sort of looks like Derek Hough's old lesbian auntie. Will somebody please tell Heather Locklear's cheeks to spit out Jack Wagner's eyelids so he can go back to looking like Jack Wagner.

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**greysfang** · August 12th, 2011, 06:50 PM

Pretty couple.

**HWBL** · August 12th, 2011, 06:52 PM

The crypt keeper looks like he had some PS done.

**Lalique** · August 12th, 2011, 07:09 PM

Originally Posted by HWBL

The crypt keeper looks like he had some PS done.

No kidding! I almost didn't recognize him.

**Quazar** · August 12th, 2011, 07:12 PM

He looks like Robert Redford.

**aabbcc** · August 12th, 2011, 07:17 PM

He looks horrible. What the hell did he do to himself?

**mtlebay** · August 12th, 2011, 07:21 PM

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn8E9rrBt7s[/YOUTUBE]

All I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!

ehehe...

**LynnieD** · August 12th, 2011, 08:32 PM

*waits for Chalet*

You all have some answering to do when Chalet gets here. Just saying.

And I saw this coming a mile away and even BETTER--whatever work he HAS had done has not been super crazy, because I see him almost daily on The Bold and The Beautiful. Yea, I just admitted that. And he's been on for years now.

Happy for them.

*goes to drink heavily because I admitted to watching that trash*

**JadeStar70** · August 12th, 2011, 08:35 PM

He will always be Frisco to me!!! I hate that he broke up with his first wife. I wanted the real life love story to be true, just like the soap opera love story. Whatever happened to Kristina Malandro Wagner? (Felicia) They were soooo cute together. I think they had one son.

Regardless,...I hope he is a good guy to Heather. She has had 2 selfish asses for husbands in the past. She didn't go for the bad boy this time at least,...something different.

**MontanaMama** · August 12th, 2011, 08:39 PM

Looks like they're playing tag with p.s. Her silliness finally calmed down and now it's his turn. Hope they're happy, I like a little more Melrose coming to life.

**BITTER** · August 12th, 2011, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by aabbcc

He looks horrible. What the hell did he do to himself?

He looks a little like Harrison Ford's younger brother.
Heather, OTOH, looks great!!! Glad to see her doing better...

**msdeb** · August 12th, 2011, 09:13 PM

Originally Posted by LynnieD

*waits for Chalet*

You all have some answering to do when Chalet gets here. Just saying.

And I saw this coming a mile away and even BETTER--whatever work he HAS had done has not been super crazy, because I see him almost daily on The Bold and The Beautiful. Yea, I just admitted that. And he's been on for years now.

Happy for them.

*goes to drink heavily because I admitted to watching that trash*

ugh, that is THE worst soap ever. EVER. Lynnie, for shame!

**darksithbunny** · August 12th, 2011, 09:43 PM

She looks quite good but him not so much!

**Sylkyn** · August 12th, 2011, 09:55 PM

That's a decent picture of her but from other photos I've seen of her lately she looks like hammered shit. Glad they are getting hitched, I guess.

**sputnik** · August 12th, 2011, 10:37 PM

he's got new teefs, that's for sure. those things are massive. between the giant dentures and the too blonde hair, he doesn't look like the dr. peter burns i remember.