Amanda Woodward And Dr. Peter Burns Are Getting Married
Jack Wagner (on the right, I think) will be singing ALLL AAAAAAAAAH NEEEEED to Heather Lockler at the wedding altar really soon, because the two told People that they are getting married and will pay Michael Mancini $1 million to help them flee the country since she's wanted by the police for killing her almost rapist in high school. I'm not sure if the wedding will happen before or after Eve tries to turn them into gravel meat with her car. You know, I don't know my own blood type, but I know almost every damn Melrose Place plot line. Shit, I hope Eve and Sexi Lexi wrestle on top of a mound of Peter's ashes at some point during the wedding.
This will be Heather's third time wearing a ball and chain in the form of a wedding ring. It will be Jack's second.
Heather Locklear has looked like she's been pregnant in the cheeks with twins for a long time, but when did Jack Wagner no longer look like Jack Wagner? Did Heather's cheeks eat his eyelids? Now he sort of looks like Derek Hough's old lesbian auntie. Will somebody please tell Heather Locklear's cheeks to spit out Jack Wagner's eyelids so he can go back to looking like Jack Wagner.
Amanda Woodward And Dr. Peter Burns Are Getting Married | Dlisted
eat a hot bowl of dicks.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
The crypt keeper looks like he had some PS done.
Warren Beatty: actor, director, writer, producer.
He looks horrible. What the hell did he do to himself?
Carrie: What kind of impotence do you think it is? Charlotte: The kind that makes it soft. (Sex and the City)
All I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!
Go Habs Go!!
*waits for Chalet*
You all have some answering to do when Chalet gets here. Just saying.
And I saw this coming a mile away and even BETTER--whatever work he HAS had done has not been super crazy, because I see him almost daily on The Bold and The Beautiful. Yea, I just admitted that. And he's been on for years now.
Happy for them.
*goes to drink heavily because I admitted to watching that trash*
He will always be Frisco to me!!! I hate that he broke up with his first wife. I wanted the real life love story to be true, just like the soap opera love story. Whatever happened to Kristina Malandro Wagner? (Felicia) They were soooo cute together. I think they had one son.
Regardless,...I hope he is a good guy to Heather. She has had 2 selfish asses for husbands in the past. She didn't go for the bad boy this time at least,...something different.
Looks like they're playing tag with p.s. Her silliness finally calmed down and now it's his turn. Hope they're happy, I like a little more Melrose coming to life.
She looks quite good but him not so much!
"Everyone is tired of seeing the Kardashians “taking” things: Miami, New York, divorce papers, men’s dignity, big black penises. Just stop." -Stefanie Williams
That's a decent picture of her but from other photos I've seen of her lately she looks like hammered shit. Glad they are getting hitched, I guess.
he's got new teefs, that's for sure. those things are massive. between the giant dentures and the too blonde hair, he doesn't look like the dr. peter burns i remember.
I'm open to everything. When you start to criticise the times you live in, your time is over. - Karl Lagerfeld
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