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Thread: Tom Cruise, pageant manatee? Suri wants a crown, dammit

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    Thumbs up Tom Cruise, pageant manatee? Suri wants a crown, dammit


    I’m the first to admit that Now magazine is not exactly gospel, but some nuggets are too funny/creepy to be ignored, like the latest claims that Suri Cruise is obsessed with the TV show Toddlers & Tiaras and is now demanding that her parents do whatever it takes to get her on.

    “The first few times she brought it up, Tom and Katie just brushed it off and hoped she'd forget about it,” says Now’s source in the know. But now, apparently Suri is putting her foot down (a high-heeled foot, no less), and insisting that TomKat make it happen. Or else!

    Now, I have never seen the show in question, but if it’s half as icky as it sounds, I’d say there is no way the littlest Cruise will be appearing on it. Then again, I hear Suri throws a tantrum the way Beyoncé wiggles her booty, so mabye it's not such a far-fetched story after all.

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    That would be completely and utterly awesome!

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    Oh please, like Micky Wood lets anyone steal her precious Eden's thunder
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    I'm a T&T's addict, I have to admit it. Tom would be the perfect closeted gay pageant dad! (There was a really funny one on T&T a few episodes ago.)

    Plus, I love the idea of Tom and Katie having to hang out in those cheesy function rooms at the Best Western or wherever they have those things. Even better, somewhere in the Midwest or South.

    I am so happy now just thinking about this. Please God, make this happen.

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    *Crosses fingers* Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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    Awww..they grow up so fast. Seems like just yesterday when Suri was a pillow. *cries*

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    Tom's going to ditch Katie and run off with Ava Perez's dad!
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    Oooh, please pretty please. I would pay money to see that show.
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    *rubs hands together gleefully* I want this.
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    I love this show! Can't wait for Cruise's spawn to grace the show!

    Will it be a stage mom or stage dad situation?

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    He'd fit in really well there with the other closeted dads.
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    Pipe dreams. They will never let it happen. His publicist would kill him if he did.
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    There has been a history of the cray-cray leaking through with him.
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    They will just put a pageant on at home; they already have "amazing" music, and you know Tom has some dresses that will rock the stage. Suri can get her crown, and Tom can be Miss Congeniality. It's a win-win!

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    Very true, I bet he could show her how to do her little turn on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk, in her fancy heels.
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