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    Friday, July 1st 2011
    As Pete Dohery's Crackie Wail Echoes Through England....




    If you're a crackhead on a budget, stand underneath Pete "Dreamboat" Doherty's window tonight with your mouth wide open, because he will definitely be shedding crack-laced tears of sadness over his true love Kate Moss marrying Jamie Hince of The Kills (aka Count Von Count) this afternoon in Southrop, England after being together for 4 years.

    Kate apparently wore a dress made by cartoon villain and Hitler pin-up bitch John Galliano. Yeah, those gold things on Kate's dress are the fanciest Swastikas I've ever seen. Later tonight, they'll all chop the dress into fine powder and snort it up. I don't blame them, because judging by these pictures there are a lot of chirruns at that wedding. Why the hell does Kate have so many little girls dressed up as Midsummer Night's Dream nymphs? This isn't Shakespeare in the Park, bitch!

    The guest list apparently includes Kanye West, Naomi Campbell, Anna Wintour, Stella McCartney and a bunch of other fashion people. Yeah, so that reception is going to be a blast. The waiters will serve them empty mirrors and they'll all just snarl at each other while poking at the pastel coke balls in plastic swan cups. Sounds fun!

    I didn't think it would really happen.
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    Congrats! Cocaine for all!

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    I was so hoping she and Greasy Pete would get back together. *sniff*
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    her dress is incredible. say what you want about galliano but the man is a genius in his field.
    love the groom's suit and they look genuinely happy and relaxed. cool wedding.
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    I agree. Cool wedding. They've been together four years. (Take that, Jenni!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    her dress is incredible. say what you want about galliano but the man is a genius in his field.
    love the groom's suit and they look genuinely happy and relaxed. cool wedding.
    This,plus the headgear and hair_makeup are perfect for the dress.
    More styled hair and a fancy head piece will take away from the dress ,the bost beautiful i ve seen so far.
    Little bitch does NOT bite the hand that feeds her.Popular or not Galliano was her choice and he delivered!
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    LOVE the dress... she looks really good. I bet it was a white wedding in every sense of the term.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KD View Post
    Congrats! Cocaine for all!
    Did anyone else in UK or Aus see Graham Norton the other night? "Time to cut the coke!!"

    All giggles aside, I like the dress and they both look so happy. Congrats!!
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    4 years? Wait a minute. Surely it hasn't been that long since she stopped banging the love of her life greasy Pete?

    Give this 16 months.
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    She looks happy, that's nice. I wonder if she's pergant, she is huge for her standard.
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    I really don't care for the groom's suit, but mostly because its so trendy. Is that some kind of foiling on her dress or eyelets letting the sun through?
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    Yes it looks like it's some kind of silver embroidery. I think it's really pretty an unique.

    But I still think she makes it look like shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penny Lane View Post
    LOVE the dress... she looks really good. I bet it was a white wedding in every sense of the term.
    She is a virgin?

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