Page 1 of 7 12345 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 91

Thread: Katy Perry Hates Carnations, Forbids Her Chauffeur From Talking to Her

  1. #1
    Elite Member witchcurlgirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Acerbia
    Posts
    33,568

    Default Katy Perry Hates Carnations, Forbids Her Chauffeur From Talking to Her

    The Smoking Gun got its hands on Katy Perry's 45-page concert rider. Boy, does this little lady have some really big demands, including that her driver not try to talk to her, and no carnations ever!

    Katy has very specific requirements about how her dressing room should be decorated, and even lists the style of the table ("perspex modern style" whatever that means), chairs (white egg, one with a footstool), and wall colorings (cream or soft pink). But what she really has opinions about are the flower arrangements.
    As for the dressing room's flower arrangement, Perry wants "White and purple hydrangeas, pink & white roses and peonies." If those flowers are not available, Perry will settle for a "selection of seasonal white flowers to include white orchids." However, promoters are advised, "ABSOLUTELY NO CARNATIONS." That warning is, of course, underlined.
    It's not only underlined but should be said in your best Mommie Dearest voice.


    Perry also has some requirements of her driver, and offers 22 instruction points on how he should behave, including no talking to her, her guests, or her fans, and certainly no looking at her or asking for autographs. He is the help, after all!


    Most shadily, Perry's personal manager reserves the right to withhold a block of tickets and pocket the proceeds once they've been sold by resellers on the "secondary market." Yeah, she wants to make some bank from StubHub, too! But why look into what might be a questionable business practice when we can just bitch about how crazy she is for making sure everyone on her crew gets their own special drinking bottle? That's way more fun.


    Katy Perry Hates Carnations, Forbids Her Chauffeur From Looking at Her
    It's no longer a dog whistle, it's a fucking trombone


    All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.


    If I wanted the government in my womb I'd fuck a Senator

  2. #2
    Elite Member Grimmlok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In WhoreLand fucking your MOM
    Posts
    55,372

    Default

    overentitled twat
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

  3. #3
    Elite Member Annika's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    3,576

    Default

    so just a question, if she wants a certain color wall in her dressing room, does her management team pay for the labor and supplies or does the venue. i mean if she pays for it, okay but if she doesn't that would be idiotic.

    maybe she's allergic to carnations... and limo drivers

  4. #4
    Gold Member pattycake's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    722

    Default

    Hope they stock her dressing room with plenty of chicken cutlets too. Stupid bimbo!

    http://i2.listal.com/image/1178035/200full.jpg

  5. #5
    Gold Member Catty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Posts
    854

    Default

    Love all the spelling mistakes.

  6. #6
    Elite Member Just Kill Me's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    sucking on a blow pop and playing with electrodes
    Posts
    15,550

    Default

    She has cankles!
    Posted from my iPhone

  7. #7
    Elite Member OrangeSlice's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Studying with Master Grumpy Cat
    Posts
    9,887

    Default

    I knew I hated her for some reason.
    "Schadenfreude, hard to spell, easy to feel." ~VenusinFauxFurs

    "Scoffing is one of my main hobbies!" ~Trixie

  8. #8
    Elite Member VenusInFauxFurs's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Back in the boxed wine.
    Posts
    21,279

    Default

    I seriously hope that Russell Brand gives her AIDS.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

  9. #9
    Elite Member McJag's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    42,527

    Default

    Carnations are wonderful and have a spicy scent.
    I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West

  10. #10
    Elite Member CornFlakegrl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Hanging with the raisin girls
    Posts
    13,105

    Default

    We should all send her a dozen carnations. And by all I mean every able person on the planet.

  11. #11
    Gold Member JerriBlank's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Oh Canada
    Posts
    766

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Annika View Post
    so just a question, if she wants a certain color wall in her dressing room, does her management team pay for the labor and supplies or does the venue. i mean if she pays for it, okay but if she doesn't that would be idiotic.
    i think that the promotor covers all expenses

  12. #12
    Elite Member potato_chips's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Posts
    5,520

    Default

    She can shove those carnations up her ass!
    "The most important question in all of human kind is..... would you hit it or not?" ~potato_chips

  13. #13
    Bronze Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    220

    Default

    I really wanted to like her but she does sound like an over entitled bitch.

  14. #14
    Elite Member SoCalMarie's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    SoCal... Duh.
    Posts
    3,316

    Default

    So if she doesn't get her peonies.... or a white egg chair is missing ....or *gasp* she finds a single carnation in her floral arrangement - what happens?
    She refuses to perform?
    She'll bitch for a couple hours about how she didn't get her egg chair that she never sits in anyway?

    Humidifiers, air conditioning requirements, a food requirements - I get that aspect of people's riders (mostly things that can effect someone's performance).

    Stupid chairs? Tables Specific / Anal flower arrangements? Not so much...

    Who does she think she is? Barbara Streisand? Katy's been on the seen for what? 3 years now? Way too early for the diva attitude - You're not that great Katy. What ever happened to earning those things, paying your dues?

    A singer/group is only in that room for maybe a couple hours, if that.... and that's including the 2 hour hair and make-up chair. Other than that - they fly in, do a meet and greet, some interviews, and boom - showtime.

  15. #15
    Elite Member Grimmlok's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    In WhoreLand fucking your MOM
    Posts
    55,372

    Default

    Let's see that cow sing without an autotuner.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

Page 1 of 7 12345 ... LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Katy Perry in Miu Miu
    By Honey in forum Famous Style
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: November 16th, 2010, 12:17 AM
  2. Katy Perry NY
    By junebug in forum Famous Style
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: April 10th, 2009, 06:25 AM
  3. Katy Perry
    By olivia720 in forum Famous Style
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: December 6th, 2008, 07:37 AM
  4. Katy Perry: fab and fug
    By olivia720 in forum Famous Style
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: November 23rd, 2008, 02:52 AM
  5. Katy Perry
    By mrs.v in forum Famous Style
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: November 21st, 2008, 12:35 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •