Katy Perry Hates Carnations, Forbids Her Chauffeur From Talking to Her

witchcurlgirl · May 19th, 2011, 07:03 PM

The Smoking Gun got its hands on Katy Perry's 45-page concert rider. Boy, does this little lady have some really big demands, including that her driver not try to talk to her, and no carnations ever!

Katy has very specific requirements about how her dressing room should be decorated, and even lists the style of the table ("perspex modern style" whatever that means), chairs (white egg, one with a footstool), and wall colorings (cream or soft pink). But what she really has opinions about are the flower arrangements.

As for the dressing room's flower arrangement, Perry wants "White and purple hydrangeas, pink & white roses and peonies." If those flowers are not available, Perry will settle for a "selection of seasonal white flowers to include white orchids." However, promoters are advised, "ABSOLUTELY NO CARNATIONS." That warning is, of course, underlined.

It's not only underlined but should be said in your best Mommie Dearest voice.

Perry also has some requirements of her driver, and offers 22 instruction points on how he should behave, including no talking to her, her guests, or her fans, and certainly no looking at her or asking for autographs. He is the help, after all!

Most shadily, Perry's personal manager reserves the right to withhold a block of tickets and pocket the proceeds once they've been sold by resellers on the "secondary market." Yeah, she wants to make some bank from StubHub, too! But why look into what might be a questionable business practice when we can just bitch about how crazy she is for making sure everyone on her crew gets their own special drinking bottle? That's way more fun.

Katy Perry Hates Carnations, Forbids Her Chauffeur From Looking at Her

Grimmlok · May 19th, 2011, 07:08 PM

overentitled twat

Annika · May 19th, 2011, 07:29 PM

so just a question, if she wants a certain color wall in her dressing room, does her management team pay for the labor and supplies or does the venue. i mean if she pays for it, okay but if she doesn't that would be idiotic.

maybe she's allergic to carnations... and limo drivers

pattycake · May 19th, 2011, 07:32 PM

Hope they stock her dressing room with plenty of chicken cutlets too. Stupid bimbo!

http://i2.listal.com/image/1178035/200full.jpg

Catty · May 19th, 2011, 07:34 PM

Love all the spelling mistakes.

Just Kill Me · May 19th, 2011, 07:34 PM

She has cankles!
Posted from my iPhone

OrangeSlice · May 19th, 2011, 07:37 PM

I knew I hated her for some reason.

VenusInFauxFurs · May 19th, 2011, 07:50 PM

I seriously hope that Russell Brand gives her AIDS.

McJag · May 19th, 2011, 08:21 PM

Carnations are wonderful and have a spicy scent.

CornFlakegrl · May 19th, 2011, 08:23 PM

We should all send her a dozen carnations. And by all I mean every able person on the planet.

JerriBlank · May 19th, 2011, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Annika

so just a question, if she wants a certain color wall in her dressing room, does her management team pay for the labor and supplies or does the venue. i mean if she pays for it, okay but if she doesn't that would be idiotic.

i think that the promotor covers all expenses

potato_chips · May 19th, 2011, 08:57 PM

She can shove those carnations up her ass!

jeri · May 19th, 2011, 09:01 PM

I really wanted to like her but she does sound like an over entitled bitch.

SoCalMarie · May 19th, 2011, 09:13 PM

So if she doesn't get her peonies.... or a white egg chair is missing ....or *gasp* she finds a single carnation in her floral arrangement - what happens?
She refuses to perform?
She'll bitch for a couple hours about how she didn't get her egg chair that she never sits in anyway?

Humidifiers, air conditioning requirements, a food requirements - I get that aspect of people's riders (mostly things that can effect someone's performance).

Stupid chairs? Tables Specific / Anal flower arrangements? Not so much...

Who does she think she is? Barbara Streisand? Katy's been on the seen for what? 3 years now? Way too early for the diva attitude - You're not that great Katy. What ever happened to earning those things, paying your dues?

A singer/group is only in that room for maybe a couple hours, if that.... and that's including the 2 hour hair and make-up chair. Other than that - they fly in, do a meet and greet, some interviews, and boom - showtime.

Grimmlok · May 19th, 2011, 09:14 PM

Let's see that cow sing without an autotuner.

May 19th, 2011, 07:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
witchcurlgirl Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Acerbia Posts: 17,883	Katy Perry Hates Carnations, Forbids Her Chauffeur From Talking to Her The Smoking Gun got its hands on Katy Perry's 45-page concert rider. Boy, does this little lady have some really big demands, including that her driver not try to talk to her, and no carnations ever! Katy has very specific requirements about how her dressing room should be decorated, and even lists the style of the table ("perspex modern style" whatever that means), chairs (white egg, one with a footstool), and wall colorings (cream or soft pink). But what she really has opinions about are the flower arrangements. As for the dressing room's flower arrangement, Perry wants "White and purple hydrangeas, pink & white roses and peonies." If those flowers are not available, Perry will settle for a "selection of seasonal white flowers to include white orchids." However, promoters are advised, "ABSOLUTELY NO CARNATIONS." That warning is, of course, underlined. It's not only underlined but should be said in your best Mommie Dearest voice. Perry also has some requirements of her driver, and offers 22 instruction points on how he should behave, including no talking to her, her guests, or her fans, and certainly no looking at her or asking for autographs. He is the help, after all! Most shadily, Perry's personal manager reserves the right to withhold a block of tickets and pocket the proceeds once they've been sold by resellers on the "secondary market." Yeah, she wants to make some bank from StubHub, too! But why look into what might be a questionable business practice when we can just bitch about how crazy she is for making sure everyone on her crew gets their own special drinking bottle? That's way more fun. Katy Perry Hates Carnations, Forbids Her Chauffeur From Looking at Her __________________ All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

May 19th, 2011, 07:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
Grimmlok Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In WhoreLand fucking your MOM Posts: 54,821	overentitled twat __________________ I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

May 19th, 2011, 08:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
McJag Elite Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 33,540	Carnations are wonderful and have a spicy scent. __________________ I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West

May 19th, 2011, 08:57 PM	#12 (permalink)
potato_chips Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 5,527	She can shove those carnations up her ass! __________________ "The most important question in all of human kind is..... would you hit it or not?" ~potato_chips

May 19th, 2011, 09:14 PM	#15 (permalink)
Grimmlok Elite Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In WhoreLand fucking your MOM Posts: 54,821	Let's see that cow sing without an autotuner. __________________ I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

May 19th, 2011, 07:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
Annika Elite Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,826	so just a question, if she wants a certain color wall in her dressing room, does her management team pay for the labor and supplies or does the venue. i mean if she pays for it, okay but if she doesn't that would be idiotic. maybe she's allergic to carnations... and limo drivers

May 19th, 2011, 07:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
pattycake Gold Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 719	Hope they stock her dressing room with plenty of chicken cutlets too. Stupid bimbo! http://i2.listal.com/image/1178035/200full.jpg

May 19th, 2011, 07:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
Catty Silver Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 417	Love all the spelling mistakes.

May 19th, 2011, 07:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
Just Kill Me Elite Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: sucking on a blow pop and playing with electrodes Posts: 13,181	She has cankles! Posted from my iPhone

May 19th, 2011, 08:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
CornFlakegrl Elite Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hanging with the raisin girls Posts: 3,706	We should all send her a dozen carnations. And by all I mean every able person on the planet.

May 19th, 2011, 09:01 PM	#13 (permalink)
jeri Bronze Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 162	I really wanted to like her but she does sound like an over entitled bitch.

May 19th, 2011, 09:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
SoCalMarie Gold Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Southern California Posts: 873	So if she doesn't get her peonies.... or a white egg chair is missing ....or gasp she finds a single carnation in her floral arrangement - what happens? She refuses to perform? She'll bitch for a couple hours about how she didn't get her egg chair that she never sits in anyway? Humidifiers, air conditioning requirements, a food requirements - I get that aspect of people's riders (mostly things that can effect someone's performance). Stupid chairs? Tables Specific / Anal flower arrangements? Not so much... Who does she think she is? Barbara Streisand? Katy's been on the seen for what? 3 years now? Way too early for the diva attitude - You're not that great Katy. What ever happened to earning those things, paying your dues? A singer/group is only in that room for maybe a couple hours, if that.... and that's including the 2 hour hair and make-up chair. Other than that - they fly in, do a meet and greet, some interviews, and boom - showtime.

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