i saw him in concert, and he came into the audience and stood next to me. I could tell he wanted me.
Monday, May 2nd 2011
Rick Springfield Got Arrested Last Night
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Last night in Malibu, Rick Springfield wish he had Jessie's Girl to bail his boozed up ass after he was arrested for handling his blue Corvette while being in a state of DRUNK. As drunk bitches everywhere slurred out their version of "One Reason (It's All I Need)" in the basement of a karaoke bar, Rick failed sobriety test after sobriety test. Lt. Chew of the LAPD tells Radar what went down.
"Springfield was stopped due to a traffic violation and was subjected to a sobriety test. He failed and was then arrested and taken to Malibu Sheriff's station where he tested for alcohol levels. He reportedly blew at .10 and then a .08."Rick was charged and later released.
The LAPD says they put Rick in handcuffs for drunk driving, but I have a feeling they really brought him in for looking like a come-to-life van portrait of a female-to-male transsexual who works part-time as a Jesus/Teri Hatcher impersonator. Beauty like that must be captured by a mug shot camera.
Awww, this breaks my heart. Not my Rick!
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
i saw him in concert, and he came into the audience and stood next to me. I could tell he wanted me.
It says sluce gets off easy and is a good time. Cash ONLY. Sluce ... and a cast of many
You gave him some, right?
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
This isn't his first DUI is it?? Can't be bothered to google, so whatever.
I was never a major fan of his...
Is he wearing makeup in that photo?
I thought he was the shit back in the 80's.
Now - not so much.
God, I'm going to have to use eye bleach to get that picture up there out of my head. I love him. He was my very first concert - Working Class Dog tour. I was 11.
"We know who we are, we like talking smack about strangers, and we're not gonna stop!" -- GR's Kalirga
Jessie's Girl will be stuck in my head all night now.
How can I find a woman like that? Shit. Yes, it is in my head also. He was kinda okay looking in the 80's in a mullet-y way.
When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.
He still looks pretty good imo.
Rick Springfield -- The Teary-Eyed Mug Shot
5/2/2011 12:15 PM PDT by TMZ Staff
TMZ has obtained Rick Springfield's super-sad mug shot ... taken moments after he was arrested for DUI last night.
TMZ broke the story ... the '80s rocker was pulled over in L.A. at around 8 last night ... and when officers approached his vehicle, they smelled booze.
Law enforcement sources tell us Rick's blood alcohol level was .10 -- exceeding California's .08 legal limit.
Springfield was taken to a nearby jail ... where he was booked and released on his own recognizance.
She is such a useless shit stain on the panties of humanity~Bitter's awesome description of K.K
I think we need some prime Rick in this thread, just to remind us all of the glory that was Dr. Noah Drake.
^Look at that hair (the head AND the arms!) Now that's a man.
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"We know who we are, we like talking smack about strangers, and we're not gonna stop!" -- GR's Kalirga
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