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Reply With QuoteUgh, another ignorant asshole that thinks that women that have condoms are whores.
Will.i.am thinks women having condoms on hand is tacky
Tuesday, April 26th 2011
Will.i.am Joins The Baby Wipes Movement
We already know that Terrence Howard won't go near a vagina unless it smells like a freshly cleaned baby's asshole. Now Will.i.am of the Let Me Give You a Black Eye Please is standing next to Terry Howard as a vocal member of the Baby Wipes Movement.
Because Will.i.am is a period smuggler, he thinks it's okay for him to talk about the cleanliness of a woman's nether regions. But he goes even further by telling Elle that there are a million uses for baby wipes and every women should keep them next to her sink. After basically saying that only whores keep condoms in their houses, Will.i.cant gave his baby wipe tips to Elle:
ELLE: If you walked into a woman’s house, what one item would convince you that you weren’t compatible?Yes, because a woman keeping a life-saving device (that will protect her from getting knocked up with dumbasses like Will.i.am) in her house is tacky. But using a baby wipe to clean your floor isn't tacky at all. Somebody take a ball point pen and press it on this factory defected C-3PO's reset button, because he's talking nuts.
W: If she had condoms in her house, that would just fuckin’ throw me off. That’s just tacky.
ELLE: Well, okay, I could see if she had a candy bowl full of them on the coffee table. But if she’s got a few in a drawer, wouldn’t that simply suggest she’s health-conscious?
W: I just think, like, if you’re into someone and you guys get to that level, then that’s something you should converse about together and say, “Hey, maybe we should get some.” Another pet peeve is wet sinks.
ELLE: Wet sinks?
W: Yeah, like a wet sink. You don’t wipe the sink after you use it? Dry it off! And if she’s got only dry toilet paper and no baby wipes next to the toilet. You ain’t got no baby wipes?
ELLE: I’ve heard about this particular deal breaker before. Why is that a big deal to you?
W: Here’s proof on why people should have baby wipes. Get some chocolate, wipe it on a wooden floor, and then try to get it up with some dry towels. You’re going to get chocolate in the cracks. That’s why you gotta get them baby wipes.
They're called BABY wipes for a reason. They're for BABIES! If they were called pussy & floor wipes, we wouldn't be having this discussion! Would you ever use a pussy & floor wipe to clean a baby's ass? Actually, Will.i.cant would.
What a jackass.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
Ugh, another ignorant asshole that thinks that women that have condoms are whores.
All of God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
Like anyone would fuck him if he wasn't rich anyway.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
He's rich and I STILL wouldn't fuck him.
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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baby wipe won't get melted chocolate out of the cracks in the floor either.
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
I think he was speaking metaphorically... as in chocolate = shit and floors = ass/poon area... he's worried some gal is gonna wipe her ass with dry paper and get poop in the da poon and then he's gonna lick it or fuck it. man, he's nasty!Originally Posted by twitchy2.0
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Yes, but at least his housecleaning tips analogy ought to have made sense.
"Creepy, like when Tom Cruise laughs." - Bloodhound Gang
"They can take our ignorance when they pry it from our cold dead minds." - Stephen Colbert
You give him too much credit for intelligence, particularly after reading that misogynistic bullshit of his.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
I think Will.I.Ams name is tacky. But no one asked me.
So after said woman wipes with baby wipes, how is she to dispose with it? Trash can? Surely shed have to take that out after shes finished each and every time. Or do they flush down the toilet as well?
They are flushable. I use them but not because a jackass like him tells me I should. I just like feeling clean. I don't use baby wipes though. I use Cottonelle.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
Any woman who keeps condoms on hand has too much self respect to bed this ass anyway.
Any dude who wants his cooter to smell like a baby is sick in the fucking head.
FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej
what a complete jack ass.
He sounds like a prissy control freak - even the sink needs a wipe down, that filthy little ho.
I never dry my sink out but I make sure it was sanitized each night after we do the dishes. By that I mean washed with soap.
You don't engage with crazies. Because they're, you know, fucking crazy. - WitchCurlGirl
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