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    Default Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend

    Monday, March 21, 2011

    Tiger Woods Has A New Girlfriend



    Reports are that Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend. Like all of his other girlfriends, this one is blond and young and loves to Party. Perfect for Tiger. Of course now that is pretty much a description for Charlie Sheen hookups too. Well, he does have Tiger blood in him. Oh, do you think he meant tigers as in animals or Tiger as in Tiger Woods? Anyway, Tiger's new girlfriend is 22 years old, has already had one DUI arrest and surprise surprise is not really all that interested in shacking up with a guy almost 40, but is more interested in having a good time with him. Huh. Definitely sounds more and more like someone who would also date Charlie Sheen. You know, if this whole Tiger thing does not work out, I am sure Charlie is always interviewing people for goddess positions. By the way, I know it is a mug shot, but she looks pretty rough there for 22. I am guessing those were not the first drinks she ever had in her life.


    Yep, she's about what I expected for him.
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    Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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    Ha, I immediately thought damn that pic looks like a mugshot!
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    The eyebrow situation is mesmerizing.
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    She is rough! Does she just have foundation left on her forehead??

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    looks like a "faces of meth" mugshot.
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    Omg rough is the word! Dang.
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    Only one girlfriend?


    I'm skeptic.

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    Faces of Meth

    (and herpes).

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    The eyebrow situation is mesmerizing.
    And so are the bags under her eyes!

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    Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend

    One of many, I'm sure.

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    There is no way this is his 'public' girlfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pippin View Post
    And so are the bags under her eyes!
    Yes! The way the bag under the eye on the left is carry on and the one under the right (my right) is going to have to be checked...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
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    That is one rough nasty looking 22 yo.
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