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    Red face Britney Spears walks down the aisle looking ghastly and fucktarded

    Britney Spears serves as a bridesmaid as her assistant, Brett Miller, ties the knot on Saturday (January 29) at The Spanish Monastery in Miami, Fla.







    The 29-year-old pop princess was joined by her beau, Jason Trawick, who watched the ceremony from his seat as Brett married her sweetheart, Frank Lionetti!

    Earlier in the week, Britís camp announced that her latest album will be released on March 15. Canít wait to hear her new music!

    Congratulations to Brett and Frank!!

    Read more: Britney Spears Walks Down the Aisle | Britney Spears : Just Jared
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    I love that the guy in front is talking her photo on a cell phone.

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    To hell with Britney's backwater stank, I want to see the bride's dress. I've always hated long bridesmaid dresses. Tea length is so much less dowdy.

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    Tree trunk neck...
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    She's not fat by any means, but poor girl is built like a linebacker.

    Thanks for the new avatar though, Britney.
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    yeah, halter neck = bad idea.
    but someone needs to burn that piss yellow mess on her head and start over.
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    Her hair still looks like shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brandy Alexander View Post
    Tree trunk neck...
    and that's the least of her problems!
    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    but someone needs to burn that piss yellow mess on her head and start over.
    Quote Originally Posted by Froogy View Post
    Her hair still looks like shit.
    Just to round out the trifecta, I'd like to say it looks like vomit.
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    The glowing eyes and Hulk body reminds me of a possessed blood thirsty monster from a horror movie.
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    What bride would want that train wreck in her wedding?

    You know all eyes were on Britney waiting for her to do something stupid.

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    Grimm I am stealing fucktarded
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    Thanks for making me think Britney was the bride!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    To hell with Britney's backwater stank, I want to see the bride's dress. I've always hated long bridesmaid dresses. Tea length is so much less dowdy.


    Only pic released of the Bride.

    To who asked why she was asked to be a bridesmaid. The bride's her paid PA, so no doubt Britney paid for the wedding herself anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popsicle View Post
    The bride's her paid PA, so no doubt Britney paid for the wedding herself anyway.
    Someone should've sprung for a fucking hair stylist. Britney is a shamelss bitch, but I at least thought she would've had someone tame that rat's nest on her head.

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    Can't Goody send her a lifetime supply of combs?
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