Britney Spears walks down the aisle looking ghastly and fucktarded

**Grimmlok** · January 31st, 2011, 12:41 PM

Britney Spears serves as a bridesmaid as her assistant, Brett Miller, ties the knot on Saturday (January 29) at The Spanish Monastery in Miami, Fla.

The 29-year-old pop princess was joined by her beau, Jason Trawick, who watched the ceremony from his seat as Brett married her sweetheart, Frank Lionetti!

Earlier in the week, Brit’s camp announced that her latest album will be released on March 15. Can’t wait to hear her new music!

Congratulations to Brett and Frank!!

Read more: Britney Spears Walks Down the Aisle | Britney Spears : Just Jared

Woo!

**Bellatheball** · January 31st, 2011, 12:46 PM

I love that the guy in front is talking her photo on a cell phone.

**Beeyotch** · January 31st, 2011, 12:46 PM

To hell with Britney's backwater stank, I want to see the bride's dress. I've always hated long bridesmaid dresses. Tea length is so much less dowdy.

**Brandy Alexander** · January 31st, 2011, 12:54 PM

Tree trunk neck...

**NoNoRehab** · January 31st, 2011, 01:03 PM

She's not fat by any means, but poor girl is built like a linebacker.

Thanks for the new avatar though, Britney.

**sputnik** · January 31st, 2011, 01:05 PM

yeah, halter neck = bad idea.
but someone needs to burn that piss yellow mess on her head and start over.

**Froogy** · January 31st, 2011, 01:08 PM

Her hair still looks like shit.

**twitchy2.0** · January 31st, 2011, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by Brandy Alexander

Tree trunk neck...

and that's the least of her problems!

Originally Posted by sputnik

but someone needs to burn that piss yellow mess on her head and start over.

Originally Posted by Froogy

Her hair still looks like shit.

Just to round out the trifecta, I'd like to say it looks like vomit.

**potato_chips** · January 31st, 2011, 01:17 PM

The glowing eyes and Hulk body reminds me of a possessed blood thirsty monster from a horror movie.

**CornFlakegrl** · January 31st, 2011, 01:19 PM

What bride would want that train wreck in her wedding?

You know all eyes were on Britney waiting for her to do something stupid.

**shedevilang** · January 31st, 2011, 02:17 PM

Grimm I am stealing fucktarded

**rollo** · January 31st, 2011, 02:26 PM

Thanks for making me think Britney was the bride!

**Popsicle** · January 31st, 2011, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Beeyotch

To hell with Britney's backwater stank, I want to see the bride's dress. I've always hated long bridesmaid dresses. Tea length is so much less dowdy.

Only pic released of the Bride.

To who asked why she was asked to be a bridesmaid. The bride's her paid PA, so no doubt Britney paid for the wedding herself anyway.

**Laurent** · January 31st, 2011, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by Popsicle

The bride's her paid PA, so no doubt Britney paid for the wedding herself anyway.

Someone should've sprung for a fucking hair stylist. Britney is a shamelss bitch, but I at least thought she would've had someone tame that rat's nest on her head.