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    Default Joe Francis' Wife Escapes After Two Months of Marriage

    Girls Gone Wild millionaire and Douche of the Decade Joe Francis had a publicity-soaked wedding in November. So how's married life going? Divorcing, you say? She moved out "a bit after Thanksgiving," mere weeks after the ceremony? Oh dear. [Radar]




    Joe Francis' Wife Escapes After Two Months of Marriage



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    That didn't take long. She was crazy to marry him anyway.
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    awesome

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    Jeez. She lasted about 2 weeks.

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    Keep the ring!
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    Oh come on, seriously????

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    She was an idiot for marrying him and now she has to go through a divorce...dumbass.
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    I'm curious what the tipping point was for her. After all the douche stuff he's done, I can't imagine what the last straw must've been.

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    Prenup? I'm assuming she was only in this for the cash....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    I'm curious what the tipping point was for her. After all the douche stuff he's done, I can't imagine what the last straw must've been.

    No kidding!

    I can't believe it's been 2 months already. She sold her soul.

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    As far as the last straw, he strikes me as a sadistic, sociopath douche who is capable of getting violent. Even a golddigger would be scared and run. Smart golddigger. Well, she married the jerk, so maybe not.

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    Someone AAACTUALLYYYY married him!!?!?? WTF!!!
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    And wasn't she with him for awhile before they got married? I thought I read somewhere that they dated for a couple of years... surely she had time to get clued in to what a douchebag he is. Guess not, though, 'cause now they're splitting!
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    HA HA HAHAHAHAHA.
    What a rapey douche. I wish him a lifetime of misery.
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    Definitely keep the ring!

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