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    Default The Kreepy, Krazy-Eyed Kardashian Khristmas Kard




    It's Christmas card time for the Kardashians, and they've unveiled their 2010 holiday card for all their fans to enjoy -- plus, we've got a ton of behind-the-scenes pics from the card shoot!

    Of the cards, Khloe says on her blog that "our card this year might be my favorite" while Kim found the shoot special because of "a new addition to the family… little Mason!" Keeping along the newly-1-year-old Mason front, mom Kourteney admits that she "wanted to wear a suit since Mason and Scott were wearing suits." Cute!

    Check out the Kardashian Christmas photo shoot!


    Kardashian Christmas Card News - Kardashian Christmas Card (PHOTOS) - Celebuzz



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    This is a joke. They look hideous. Like a modern version of the Adams Family.
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    That dress that Kylie (standing next to Kim) is wearing is so fucking inappropriate. It's a Christmas card not a line up for the Pimpsquad.
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    Khloe looks like a blimp and Disick looks like American Psycho again.

    The baby is adorable in his little pinstripe suit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Khloe looks like a blimp and Disick looks like American Psycho again.

    The baby is adorable in his little pinstripe suit!
    LIAR!
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    Delusional, party of one. Your table is ready.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sluce View Post
    This is a joke. They look hideous. Like a modern version of the Adams Family.
    You took the words right out of my mouth.
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    it's like a Dynasty funeral
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    Shit, it looks like it might be Kylie's funeral. She's so pale and zombie-eyed... wtf?
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    Khloe looks awesome and thank GOD her husband isn't giving that goofy grin he always does....

    And I like the suit that Kourtney is wearing too....

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    Its weird, other than the baby, the only one who looks good is Lamar, and we ALL know his ass is ugly.
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    Who is the guy in the middle?
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    Scott & Bruce are both wearing too much makeup. Kris has a squinty eye. Kendall might look good, can't really tell. Kylie is ... well, ALLL wrong. Kim is a fucking science project gone horribly wrong. Kourtney is just a raging bitch with the worst case of bitch face I've seen in a good while. Rob looks like he always does. Poor little Mason doesn't stand a chance. khloe could have used some color in that lipstick. Lamar looks shockingly normal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by emkat View Post
    Who is the guy in the middle?
    Rob, the brother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Rob, the brother.
    Thanks. I had no idea there was a brother.
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