Lil Wayne will finish his sentence in solitary

[greysfang]

Tuesday, October 5th 2010
Lil Wayne Is All By Himself




The Womb Goblin of Louisiana is having deep conversations with a toilet and re-enacting the love scenes from Jason's Lyrics with a jail mattress (Lil Wayne: Just like me!), because he has been forced to serve the rest of his 8-month sentence in solitary confinement. Lil Wayne can't talk to trick or watch TV and his phone time has been cut to only one call a week. Somewhere in Pennsylvania, one of the Gosselin kids is wishing they were Lil Wayne right about now.

E! Online reports that Lil Wayne was punished by officials at Rikers Island after they found out that he somehow smuggled in contraband headphones and an iPod charger back in May. They found that shit in an empty potato chip bag hidden in his cell. The iPod was found in another inmate's cell nearby. That shit is not allowed, because they weren't from the jail commissary.

So until he's released next month, Weezy will sit by himself in a small cell for 23 hours a day. When they let him out an hour a day to wash his nuts and kick a ball in the yard, he won't be allowed to talk to the other inmates.

Weezy was shuffled off to Rikers this past March for admitting guilt to felony attempted weapons possession.

Solitary confinement might sound like a beautiful thing that only exists in the parts of your dreams that can't be disturbed by a screaming baby or a barking dog, but it's not. Since I work at home, I'm pretty much in solitary confinement most of the day and it has injected even more crazy into my already crazy-filled brain. I mean, I say a lot of my thoughts out loud. And sometimes when I'm walking amongst the living on the outside, I forget where I am and I start mumbling to myself. Yeah. I'm one of those.

So if you ever see me sitting on a park bench and rambling to the clouds about "Anderson Cooper's nipple hair, Chicken Cutlets and lazy kittens", just throw a can at my head and keep on. That's what my dog would do if he could lift shit.

Posted by: Michael K

I actually feel sorry for Lil Wayne, I can't imagine having to live that long without music. Its not like he was sneaking in drugs and shit.

[fgg]

i feel bad for him too. rikers is some scary shit so it might not be such a bad thing...

[AliceInWonderland]

god he's just gonna go even crazier than he already is. or maybe he'll straighten up w/o the cough syrup and shit he's been known to abuse

i really love his early work, now, imo he's a mess. (my opinion!)

[msdeb]

my daughters boyfriend idolizes Lil Wayne. so, when he's around, i have a boycott of anything Lil Wayne.

[Sarzy]

I don't think he should be in solitary confinement. I think that's harsh even for some people who've done worse crimes.

[McJag]

Rules are rules-especially in the Big House. This might seem harsh, but he thought he could get away with it. He couldn't. Seems like he could use the time to reflect a bit.

[*DIVA!]

Oh my God how I love my freedom! I cannot imagine someone telling me when I can eat, sleep, talk..and to not be able to listen to music.. I'd go crazy!!

[NickiDrea]

I don't feel bad for him, he should be treated like everyone else. And there are reasons why the jails forbid that stuff (unfortunately I spend a lot of time working in prisons due to my job).

[sluce]

[twinkie the kid]

Aw, I feel bad for Lil Wayne. I can't explain it, but I think he's adorable and he seems really sweet, too.

[greysfang]

He did something stupid, but I know I couldn't last 24 hours without music, and this is someone for whom music is their life. That's gotta be hard.

[Karistiona]

I read the title as solidarity rather than solitary and didn't even bat an eyelid, just thought hmm yes solidarity confinement. Eejit. I agree that it must suck to not have music, but he's not in there for a holiday, he needs to follow the rules or suffer the consequences.

[celeb_2006]

Prisons are prisons, there are rules sorry if he can't listen to music but that's life.

[SuriCruise]

The Womb Goblin of Louisiana!

But yeah, that's harsh. At least without conjugal visits he can't add any more baby mommas to the list - until he's released and goes on an impregnation rampage to make up for lost time.

[Callalily]

He's such an ugly little troll. Still trying to figure out why some women would even let that monster hoof and haw all on top of them....all of that, sweaty and gruntin' looking down on you...