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Thread: Jessica Simpson: Beau Eric Johnson Is a "Wonderful Man"

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    Default Jessica Simpson: Beau Eric Johnson Is a "Wonderful Man"

    After years of being stuck on Mr. Wrong, Jessica Simpson thinks her luck has finally changed thanks to her latest beau, ex-NFL star Eric Johnson.

    "I met a wonderful man," Simpson, 30, tweeted early Sunday morning. "Damn I'm lucky!"
    The Price of Beauty star then posted a photo of herself with Johnson, who she began dating nearly 12 weeks ago.

    Johnson has already won the approval of at least one member of the Simpson clan: little sister Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, 25, who told UsMagazine.com in July: "She is happy, so we are all really happy. Her happiness is the most important thing to me."

    Still, Simpson-Wentz insists her sister isn't in any rush to settle down with Johnson (who was still married when he first began dating the singer).

    "She does love being an aunt though. She is a great aunt," Simpson-Wentz explained. "Yesterday Bronx was over at her house calling her 'Jess' [and then saying] 'ica' a few minutes later. It was really cute."


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrs.v View Post
    "I met a wonderful man," Simpson, 30, tweeted early Sunday morning. "Damn I'm lucky!"
    Isn't this some sort of pre-written statement she has ready to go whenever she hooks up with some dude who can't resist her jugs and her low i.q.?

    Just wondering...


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    Oh oh... By saying how wonderful he is on Twitter she's unwittingly started the countdown to him being caught with his dick jammed in some skank.
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    ^ Yeah, but she can't help herself ...

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    Ruh-roh... here we go again. Posted from my iPhone

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    When will she ever learn?

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    I hope he dumps her soon.
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    Karma karma karma Chameleon.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by angelais View Post
    Isn't this some sort of pre-written statement she has ready to go whenever she hooks up with some dude who can't resist her jugs and her low i.q.?

    Just wondering...
    LMFAO It does seem like she says the same exact thing every time she hooks up with some new guy.

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    I can remember back when this chick was a virgin. She wore a purity ring and was saving herself for marriage and everything. Now everyone thinks of her as sexual napalm, and she's basically the girl they pass around in the locker room after football games. Jessica Simpson is an example of why you don't want to act too douchy about your virginity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by *nygirl* View Post
    LMFAO It does seem like she says the same exact thing every time she hooks up with some new guy.
    That's cause she's just so lucky - again, and again, and again. Only Jennifer Aniston is luckier with men.

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    She needs to learn to shut her mouth.

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    ^^ Yep, since her words always come back to haunt her...
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