Gerard Depardieu Thinks Juliette Binoche Ain't Shit

**mrs.v** · August 27th, 2010, 06:51 PM

Gerard Depardieu Thinks Juliette Binoche Ain't Shit

That buttery scent of freshly baked cunt baguettes wafting through the air could only mean one thing....Gerard Depardieu is blowing out le bitchery once again! YES (or should I say, OUI!)! And this time Gerard Depardieu is going hard on Juliette Binoche. Juliette Binoche! Who does that? As far as I know, Juliette is as harmless as a newborn butterfly. But we can always count on Gerard to surprise us with who he aims his double down tongue at.
In an interview with Austrian magazine Profil (via The Guardian), Gerard Depardouchebag said this about Juliette: "Please can you explain to me what the secret of this actress is meant to be? I would really like to know why she has been so esteemed for so many years. She has nothing. Absolutely nothing! Compared with her, Isabelle Adjani is great even if she's totally nuts. Or Fanny Ardant -- she is magnificent, extremely impressive. But Binoche? What has she ever had going for her?"

You can clearly tell that Gerard is so passionate about his hate for Juliette Binoche that his fupa busted out his pant buttons. What did Juliette Binoche ever do to him? Is he jealous of her, because she starred in a movie about chocolate? Did she queef on one of his croissant? Whatever she did, I hope she keeps doing it, because Gerard's French flavored cuntness is almost better than IHOP's stuffed French toast.

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**Chalet** · August 27th, 2010, 11:21 PM

Oh Gerard, Gerard. His good friend and actor, Daniel Auteuil won't like that very much as he's worked with Binoche a bunch of times.

He's right about Fanny Ardant. Everyone should see The Woman Next Door with them. Incredible.

**Kathie_Moffett** · August 28th, 2010, 12:17 AM

She probably declined to sit on his penis nose.

**olivia** · August 28th, 2010, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Kathie_Moffett

She probably declined to sit on his penis nose.

Thank-you so much. Needed that.

**samothrace** · August 28th, 2010, 01:24 PM

oh god poor Juliet! I don't hate her but she bore me I fear

**witchcurlgirl** · August 28th, 2010, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Chalet

He's right about Fanny Ardant. Everyone should see The Woman Next Door with them. Incredible.

I adore her. She's one of my favorites.

**immature** · August 28th, 2010, 05:44 PM

She starred in Three Colors: Red, one of the best films of all time. He starred in Green Card, Babylon A.D. and at least one of those godawful Asterix films. So he can go f*&^ himself before doing Asterix 9: France Goes Michael Bay.

**olivia** · August 28th, 2010, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by immature

She starred in Three Colors: Red, one of the best films of all time. He starred in Green Card, Babylon A.D. and at least one of those godawful Asterix films. So he can go f*&^ himself before doing Asterix 9: France Goes Michael Bay.

Actually, she was in the Blue movie, not Red. But no matter, JB was great. As a testament, I still think about that segment the most.

**immature** · August 28th, 2010, 06:25 PM

Oops, that's right. (And I love that segment most also.)

**TrevMaxwell** · August 30th, 2010, 10:52 AM

You know what happened. He came on to her and she told him to go f*ck himself. Come on, look at him, wouldn't you.

**Grimmlok** · August 30th, 2010, 01:08 PM

Damn, depardieu got faaaaaaaaaaaat

**JadeStar70** · August 30th, 2010, 01:31 PM

^^yea he did!

**BITTER** · August 30th, 2010, 02:27 PM

Well, he ain't been right since his son died.

**LaFolie** · August 30th, 2010, 02:39 PM

^Please, he's never been right

**JadeStar70** · August 30th, 2010, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Kathie_Moffett

She probably declined to sit on his penis nose.

That reminds me of what a perv his character was in The Man in the Iron Mask. He probably would have asked any fair maiden to sit on his penis nose, in that movie!