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    Default NFL Player Chris Chambers divorces wife and marries his stalker

    08.10.10
    Chris Chambers gives hope to stalkers everywhere


    I could ignore some cuckoo bananas for that.

    In December 2009, Chris Chambers claimed in court papers that Stacey Bernice Saunders was stalking him and had made “abusive, vulgar and irrational” communications towards Chambers, his wife, and his wife’s family. Now, less than a year later, Chambers has divorced his wife and married Saunders. According to PigskinLovingLady.com (not a pork-rind fan site, sorry to say), the wedding took place recently in Las Vegas.

    At the time of the alleged stalking, Chambers played for the San Diego Chargers, but shortly thereafter he was released and signed with the Kansas City Chiefs. I can’t help but feel that Chambers change of heart and change of locale are related. Thus raising the question, is KC so bereft of quality single women that men would rather marry a stalker than date a local? Yes, yes it is.

    Unfortunately for the newlyweds, relationships founded on this level of emotion are often doomed. Sure, Chambers and his new special lady may be loving life right now. But give it a few months.

    “How come you don’t hide in my bushes with a boning knife anymore?”

    “Because I live here now. How come you don’t warn people ‘Watch dat bitch, she crazy!’ no more?”

    “Aw, c’mere baby. I’m sorry.”

    /commence psycho codependent batshit looney tunes sex

    Chambers Gives Hope To Stalkers

    What in the flying fuckity fuck?!
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    maybe she was more jilted side-ride than stalker and he finally dumped the wife...

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    wow.
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    I smell a nice murder suicide for an anniversary gift.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    maybe she was more jilted side-ride than stalker and he finally dumped the wife...
    My thoughts exactly. "Ohh she's stalking me- wahhhh" oh ya I screw her occasionally too.
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    Chris Chambers is crazy himself, so this doesn't surprise me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    maybe she was more jilted side-ride than stalker and he finally dumped the wife...
    Yeah, this makes it all make sense actually.

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    Yea, that's a good decision...

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    or maybe he just told his wife she was a stalker

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunShine23 View Post
    or maybe he just told his wife she was a stalker
    In December 2009, Chris Chambers claimed in court papers that Stacey Bernice Saunders was stalking him

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    So there's hope for me and Annie then?


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    The outcome of this stalker marriage will be a two-part 'Law & Order' episode.

    *sigh*

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    Quote Originally Posted by gas_chick View Post
    I smell a nice murder suicide for an anniversary gift.
    holy shit wtf is up with this story man?! LIKE OH MY GOD!

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    Yeah, 'told the wife she was a stalker' when she was really somethin' on the side sounds about right to me.
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    ^ yeah thats true, thats what they do. just surprising that he actually left his wife and married this broad.

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