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    Default Smug bitch Gisele Bundchen wants to legally force breastfeeding

    Smug mother Gisele Bundchen says there 'should be a law' forcing women to breastfeed for six months


    By Andrea Magrath
    Last updated at 4:56 PM on 2nd August 2010Gisele Bundchen has risked the wrath of new mothers everywhere for the second time this year.

    The opinionated supermodel, who preached about pregnant women 'treating their bodies like garbage disposals' in March, has now voiced her views on the breastfeeding.

    In an interview with Harper's Bazaar magazine, the 30-year-old says, 'I think breastfeeding really helped (me keep me figure).


    Opinionated: Gisele Bundchen with the ugliest child I have seen in a l-o-n-g time, in an interview with Harper's Bazaar magazine, says there should be a law forcing women to breastfeed for six months


    'Some people here (in the US) think they don't have to breastfeed, and I think "Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?"

    'I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.'
    The Victoria's Secret model gave birth to son Benjamin Rein in December, and claims that the eight-hour natural birth 'didn't hurt in the slightest'.

    Speaking in the September issue of the magazine, outspoken Bundchen says meditating prepared her to give birth to Benjamin.


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    'It prepared me mentally and physically. It's called 'labour' not 'holiday' for a reason, and I knew that,' she says.

    'You want to go into the most intense physical experience of your life unprepared? That doesn't make any sense to me.

    'Then I was ready and I thought OK, let's get to work'. I wasn't expecting someone else to get the baby out of me.'

    The super-mum was up and about making pancakes the day after the birth, and famously modelled swimwear within six weeks.






    Bounce back: Gisele, 30, returned to modelling swimwear six weeks after the birth of son Benjamin

    Gisele, who is married to New England Patriots football star Tom Brady, shared her secrets to losing the baby weight in an interview with Vogue:
    'I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week.'
    'I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds.'
    Her latest statements may anger other celebrity mothers who have openly said they did not breastfeed their babies, including Jennifer Lopez and Denise Van Outen.
    Lopez told People magazine in 2008 that she chose not to breastfeed twins Max and Emme because her own mother didn't.
    TV host Van Outen said she stopped after three weeks because she didn't want to be 'sitting in Starbucks and breastfeeding, because they (photographers) are taking pictures.'
    Do you have a story about a celebrity? Call the Daily Mail showbusiness desk on 0207 938 6364 or 0207 938 6683


    Model mother: The outspoken mother said her eight-hour labour 'didn't hurt in the slightest'


    Read more: Smug mother Gisele Bundchen says there 'should be a law' forcing women to breastfeed for six months | Mail Online




    Thank god her baby is an ugly little bastard, because she's really starting to get on my tits. Models don't have sound for a reason!!
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    Hey Gisele - Shut the FUCK up. Great that it worked for YOU. Let's keep it that way.
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    Hmm I'm coming up with a new law. Let's make it illegal for models to make themselves barf or talk. Immediate jail for either offense.
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    Michael K's take on it, as usual he brings the lulz.

    Monday, August 2nd 2010
    Gisele Bundchen Thinks There Should Be A Worldwide Breastfeeding Law




    If you're a mother who does not breastfeed her newborn baby, Gisele Buttchin thinks you should be imprisoned immediately and forced to hand over your kid to Salma Hayek. Or something along those lines.

    Gisele, who has been a mother for all of 8-months, thinks there should be a law on the books that states all mothers should squirt chichi leche into their babies' mouths NO MATTER WHAT! Gisele tells Harper's Bazaar (via Press Associated):

    "I think breastfeeding really helped me keep my figure. Some people here (in the US) think they don't have to breastfeed, and I think 'Are you going to give chemical food to your child when they are so little?' I think there should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months."

    The highly important committee that is in charge of passing worldwide laws will get on that as soon as they pass a law stating that Gisele Bundchen needs to keep her pie hole shut in public. No, but seriously...

    I don't know how easy breastfeeding is, but I'm sure if every mother could do it she would. I mean, why waste your money on formula when you can spend it on painkillers and other substances that will ease your nerves when baby is screeching in the middle of the night. Right?

    And what about Barbie? If Barbie was a real-life human being she wouldn't physically be able to breastfeed, because bitch doesn't have any damn nipples*! Baby can polish its gums on her titties, but that's about it! Gis needs to think about Barbie before she speaks!
    *Barbie doesn't have a vagina either, but that little fact doesn't work with my point!

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    I'm not even going to touch this ridiculousness......

    Another woman who thinks she is the first to have ever had a baby, and therefore she knows best. FUCK OFF.

    Ok, I did touch the ridiculousness....

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    Oh noes. I can just see a 30 page thread about breastfeeding again! So I will just state the bleeding obvious: that nobody (especially a supermodel ) can force a new mother into doing what she doesn't want to do ... and that while her baby has benefitted from the breastfeeding opportunity, he doesn't give a fig about her figure!

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    Eight hour natural birth didn't hurt in the slightest?

    Obviously she's so used to having her head stuck up her ass that passing another human through her vagina was no problem.

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    Will someone please tell this bitch that she's not only stupid, but a barely passable post-op tranny? Maybe that will shut her the fuck up.
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    Yeah, Giselle that's exactly what women need more laws to tell them what they can't and can do with their bodies because that really helped women in the past. Is she so ignorant and self-centered that she's not aware that breastfeeding is hard for some women, even with the help of a lactation coach?

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    Oh fuck her. And fuck her again for assuming women don't breastfeed because they just don't want to. Fuck her one more time for good measure.

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    The bitch thats famous for wearing underwear wants to tell the world how to raise their kids. Outstanding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post


    Why does this bitch have a heroin star on her wrist?
    FUCK YOU AND GIVE ME MY GODDAMN VENTI TWO PUMP LIGHT WHIP MOCHA YOU COCKSUCKING WHORE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH. I just get unpleasant in my car. - Deej

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    Shut up... didn't hurt? My ass! Ew, now I loathe this person. Maybe that's because my mother didn't breastfeed me?
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    It's laughable that she thinks the world should take instruction from someone who walks back and forth for a living in clothes someone else has dressed them in. Not someone I'm going to take my life decisions from, sorry Gis.

    Happy trails to you...until we meet again.
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    The outspoken mother said her eight-hour labour 'didn't hurt in the slightest'

    I'm sure.

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