"Shocking" photos of Angelina Jolie released

[greysfang]

Wednesday, July 28th 2010
Did Joy Division Sign Off On This?




Star Magazine has published a set of pictures they say will split the Church of Brangelina down the middle and send St. Angie and Brad Pitt running in opposite directions. The ESCANDALOSO pictures are from Andrew Morton's unauthorized biography on the holy one. So what kind of pictures will cause Moses to drop from the sky and part Brangelina's sea of blessed love FOREVER?!

The pictures aren't of Brad Pitt licking and humping on his secret stash of Jennifer Aniston DVDs or anything like that. The pictures are of Angie with tape on her nipples and dragons in her eyes. Clutch your partner's pearls (or anal beads....whichever)! From Star:

In one set, the now-mother of six has black tape over her nipples and a dog leash around her neck. Others show her during a 14-hour heroin-smoking bender.
"The photographs are a startling reminder to Angelina of a period in her life I’m sure she wants to forget, a shady piece of her history that she’s kept hidden away, even from Brad," celebrity biographer Andrew Morton, author of Angelina: An Unauthorized Biography, tells Star in our cover story.

If you flipped through a promotional pamphlet from the Department of Not Shocking you will find pictures of Angelina Jolie with black tape over her nipples and a dog leash around her neck. Somebody pass Andrew Morton a copy.
And here's the SHOCKING pictures that should tear Angie and her stylist apart for damn good. Here's Angie showing us that she's also the Saint of Recycling by wearing a used Hefty bag to the press conference for Salt in Seoul, Korea today.

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Meh, whatever. Its not like Angelina hasn't been open about this shit, i hardly think it will make a ripple on her life.

Besides, bitch has needed a new stylist for years.

[funky_chicken]

I think I saw this one picture before.

[MohandasKGanja]

A more accurate headline would be:

"The photos that will tear the editorial board at Star Magazine apart if we don't hype them enough to recoup the licensing fees we paid!"

[tragicallyflawed]

So, what they're saying is that Lady GaGa stole Angie's old style.

[sputnik]

so we all knew about this but brad didn't? how does andrew morton still have a career even though he all he does is write 'scandalous' 'biographies' that reveal absolutely nothing new? that's the real mystery.

[*DIVA!]

Black tape over her nipples?

just scandalous!!

[Mel1973]

if they plan on shocking me, they should show me a picture of her with duct tape over her lower lips... otherwise blah

[Laurent]

Originally Posted by Mel1973

if they plan on shocking me, they should show me a picture of her

. . . 10 pounds heavier with a decent haircut and a healthy complexion.

[cmmdee]

Andrew Morton is lame.

Funny comments from Star:

WHEN SHE APOLOGIZES TO JENNIFER ANISTON, THEN I'LL THINK ABOUT SEEING HER IN ANOTHER LIGHT! IN THE MEANTIME, "IN YOUR FACE ANGIE"!!!
-- FOR SURE

Oh! myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, im defenitely going to buy this issue of Star. Dear god! if this is true HE made a big BIG mistake by living with this woman, this is what happens to men that fell for other while still married, YOU deserve this and MORE BRAD!!!
-- Kelli

Why can't you pathetic people leave them alone!!!!!
-- Cindy

As if brad isnt like her...Please, this anti american couple is old old news and they should just stay in europe. Stay out of usa. There are too many losers like then in america already.
-- eve jayne

Eh. Mediocre compared to the JJ tards.

[Lobelia]

Originally Posted by *DIVA!

Black tape over her nipples?

just scandalous!!

Exactly, you beat me to it. Tape on nipples. That's the best they can do?

I wish someone would gorilla glue her twat shut. That would be kind of entertaining.

[JadeStar70]

I guess I am naive. Why does tape over your nipples mean shocking? Not that I have ever had a desire to tape my nipples or put on a dog collar, but isn't there shit more kinky than that out there? Or is the taping of the nipples part of a kinky sex act I am unaware of?

[Grimmlok]

oh for god's sake, ive got black tape over my nipples right now

[Lobelia]

Bullshit, you're wearing one of those 70's bras with fake nipples that stick OUT

[greysfang]

Originally Posted by Lobelia

Bullshit, you're wearing one of those 70's bras with fake nipples that stick OUT

I know. He's such a tickety tack slut.

[JadeStar70]

Ok, so what does the black tape on your nipples mean, Grimm?