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Thread: Women become lesbians because there are no men left, says retard Elizabeth Hasselbeck

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    Thumbs down Women become lesbians because there are no men left, says retard Elizabeth Hasselbeck

    Elisabeth Hasselbeck's explanation for why many women come out of the closet later in life:

    "Older men are going for younger women leaving the women with no one."

    Scoffs Joy Behar: "That's ridiculous. I'm sorry. Being gay is not just, you know, holding hands and walking through the tulips. There are things that people do sexually. I don't think you suddenly wake up one day and say, you know, 'I think I want to do that.' You wanted to do it, but you were just trapped in a system that said, 'get married.

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    Elisabeth Hasselbeck Cracks Lesbian Code | News | Advocate.com
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    Wrong, it's because their mothers wore shoulder pads in the 80's. Where is Mr. Draper?
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    I hope one of Elizabitch's daughters grow up lesbian.
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    I can't believe she's managed to keep her stupid comments to herself for so long.
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    why does anyone pay attention to those people on that show? a bunch of cackling hens.
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    ^^ Exactly. I wonder if Elizabeth is kinda encouraged by the show's producers to say flaming remarks for it to get press. Then I concur that she could be that brainless and ignorant.
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    Just when you think she couldn't possibly be more stupid ...

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    I mean, I've jokingly said that I married a woman because I got fed up with men, but I didn't think there were morons out there who genuinely thought that's how lesbianism works. My brain hurts today.
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    She didn't.

    How? How has this idiot maintained her spot on that panel for all of these years. She is a complete imbecile. And yet, the President of the United States feels it is not a complete and utter waste of time to visit with these fools?

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    The reason there aren't any men left is because women are too damn picky and only want Mr 100% instead of a more realistic Mr 95%. So yeah, no wonder the lesbian germs are spreading.
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    Is it wrong that I find her idiocy amusing?

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    Oh GOD she's actually taking the 'what lesbians need is a good deep dicking' stance? Because thats what this translates to. It is precisely the same barbaric mentality. Women love women because there aren't enough men, indeed!

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    Can this bitch get any more stupid?
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    Yeah Hasselbeck is an idiot, and not in a good way. I have no idea why people seem to like her.
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