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    Trump Requests Services of Tiger Woods Mistress #1


    7/16/2010 12:45 AM PDT by TMZ Staff


    TMZ has learned Donald Trump is getting in on the action with Tiger Woods mistress numero uno Rachel Uchitel ... because he's offered her a job on the next season of "The Celebrity Apprentice."



    Trump -- a longtime friend of Tiger's -- told TMZ he personally called Uchitel three weeks ago and offered her a spot on the show .... telling her she'd be "awesome."

    We called Uchitel and asked if she was going to take the offer -- and she said, "Absolutely."

    We're pretty confident she'll excel in business -- since she's already proved she can handle the load.

    NBC has the final say on whether Uchitel will be on the show, but Donald usually gets his way.


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    Holy shit. Well, no problem Don - let's send out a weekly reminder to Tiger and Elin starring his mistress. This should hasten her move back to Sweden (it would if it were me) and should assist his game immensely.

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    I am shocked Donald is doing this. I thought he was friends with Tiger. Surely he has not turned on Tiger just because Tiger cheated on his wife. Now that would be the pot calling the kettle black!
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    maybe trump's pissed that elin ended up with so much money when woods had a prenup. bad precedent for when melania & trump divorce...

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    Why doesn't he call Bombshell McGee too and make it a complete skanky season?

    Luckily I've never watched it, because I sure as hell won't now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fgg View Post
    she's already proved she can handle the load.
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    I came into this thread thinking he had requested certain other services.

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    ^ We can't be sure he hasn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    I came into this thread thinking he had requested certain other services.
    Me too!
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    Me three. Come on now!

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    ^^What happened to what's her face? (The hard-faced woman that The Donald married) Oh, Melania, wasn't it?

    Having Rachel Uchitel on his show will pull in viewers, and doesn't the The Donald know it.

    I haven't watched regular or Celebrity Apprentice in a while, and I will boycott the show until they bring crusty old George back. He was my favourite!



    *snort* Copy Trump's Hair Style

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    Trump to Rachel Uchitel -- Beat It!

    7/19/2010 9:40 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

    Rachel Uchitel has been fired by Donald Trump before she was officially hired, because Trump tells TMZ he's pulling his offer for her to do "Celebrity Apprentice."


    TMZ broke the story ... Trump offered her a spot on the next "Celebrity Apprentice." A few minutes ago we told Trump that Rachel agreed over the weekend to go on "Celebrity Rehab." Trump's reaction: "It's a terrible decision. We have zero interest in her now."

    Trump thinks Rachel will regret her decision. "Look at what 'Celebrity Apprentice' did for Piers Morgan. He's getting Larry King's job. She made a bad mistake."

    Trump's final shot: "Celebrity Apprentice is a huge show and 'Celebrity Rehab' is not. I have 10 people who want to be on the show for every slot that's available. I'm moving on."

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    So Rachel would blow him?
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