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    Gerard Butlerís new look: will you ever get turned on again?



    Oh. My. GOD. These are new photos of my boyfriend Gerard Butler on the set of his new film, Machine Gun Preacher. Itís also called ďGerard Butler looks like half the dudes I went to high school with, twenty years later.Ē Mullet? Check. Harley-Davidson shirt (with the sleeves torn out)? Check. Gut? Check. Moobs? Check. No definition in his big arms? Check. But, as CB so wisely remarked, ďI bet youíd still hit it.Ē And I would. I would make it take a shower first, but I would hit it, and hit it hard. I would hit it with Lynyrd Skinnerís ďFreebirdĒ playing loudly, to drown out the sound of motorcycles revving and my sobs of having a piece of greasy mullet fall into my mouth.



    He just looks like such a dirt bag. Why am I still attracted to him? Heís done enough - PLENTY - to get on my sh-t list. But I canít quit the Butler. Not even when he looks like this. UGH, thereís something wrong with me. I want him so badly!!!
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    Wait til Danny McBride hears about this. He's going to be so PISSED:


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    uh, what gut. Looks pretty flat to me.
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    i never was before. and this confirms it.

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    Gerard Butler looks like half the dudes I went to high school with, twenty years later."

    Yes, literally. When it comes to leading men in movies, I want to see something significantly better than what I went to high school with. Not the same or worse.

    I definitely prefer the defined abs look. Or were those painted on?

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    Eh, he's not that bad. He looks like Rusty Crowe did once he let himself go to seed.

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    Nooooo, they are not allowed to give Gerard a mullet
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    Nooooo, they are not allowed to give Gerard a mullet
    I feel it's a criminal offense and should be punished as such :/
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    This is not a good look, Gerard.

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    I'd ride the bike.

    ....and the first picture looks like evil '80s Bono.
    Last edited by rhondabeth; July 12th, 2010 at 03:04 PM. Reason: had another thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by rhondabeth View Post
    I'd ride the bike.

    ....and the first picture looks like evil '80s Bono.
    I'd take the bike and leave him in my dust.

    he's not doing it for me at all in any way, and I normally enjoy giving scruffy bikers a good eyefuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    I normally enjoy giving scruffy bikers a good eyefuck.
    Eyefuck?? I never heard that before.

    As for Gerard, he's always been a Butterface and I never got the hype.

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    For some reason, he reminds me a little of Hugh Jackman in Wolverine.

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    Only freaks ever thought he was hot before.

    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    For some reason, he reminds me a little of Hugh Jackman in Wolverine.

    Oh HELL to the naw! You did not go there.


    Quote Originally Posted by WhateverLolaWants View Post
    Nooooo, they are not allowed to give Gerard a mullet

    Not everyone has the acting chops to pull off a goofy haircut like Javi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ConstanceSpry View Post
    Eyefuck?? I never heard that before.
    Oh, come on, Constance. You never eye-sexed with someone before?

    Quote Originally Posted by kingcap72 View Post
    For some reason, he reminds me a little of Hugh Jackman in Wolverine.
    King, do we need to examine your head today? lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Only freaks ever thought he was hot before.
    Hey now!

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