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    Red face Canada tries to kill Katy Perry, apologizes for not succeeding


    Singer Katy Perry left Toronto in stitches, not the good kind, after she hurt herself at a party following Sunday's MuchMusic Video Awards. The California Gurls hitmaker was dancing in a club, according to the Toronto Star, when she fell and cut herself, requiring stitches in her leg. A lot of them.

    At 2:12 a.m. on Monday, she posted a message on her Twitter account: '17 stitches later . . . Don't make fun of my dance moves tomorrow. That's what got me here in the 1st place! Thanks for the souvenir Canada !'

    And in preparation for a live performance at MuchMusic later that day she added, 'Thinking about getting a candy cane walker made for this performance coming up . . . I will be expecting YOU to dance for me, okay?!'

    Later she performed sporting a flesh coloured bandage over the wound.

    While we don't know where she was when she was injured, we can rule out Perez Hilton's party, as the gossipmonger posted on his site, 'What happened, bb? You were fine when you left our party!'

    Katy Perry injured in Toronto | Sympatico.ca inMusic
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    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    You're on a roll with the post titles today.

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    Well at least Canada tried their best, and that's all that really matters.
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    What the hell she's no where near as annoying as Miley, come on Canada take that one out!
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    Where is the Greyhound Cannibal when you really need him?!

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    Their best isn't good Enough up there in Canada!LOL They should have smacked her like a hockey puck! I hate her!

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    Two days later katie appeared on MuchMusic for her own Live@Much and she thanked the health care system, cause canadian health is free and katie also she loved it.

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    The fuck? She's not a citizen, who picked up the tab?

    Wait.. is she a Brit? Cuz Canada will just bill the NHS if so. Commonwealth countries are like that.
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    The government pays for it.
    Canada health is paid by the government.

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    .. Yes, I'm Canadian. However, she's a foreign national and not covered under our provincial plans. As such, there could be any number of avenues for the gov to get its money.
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    Apologies from The Great White North for not succeeding in our effort. Better luck next time, eh?!

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