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    Wink Jennifer Aniston's gritty squishmitten wants a kid again, someone pork her please

    Jennifer Aniston wants to have a baby "as soon as possible", it was claimed today.

    The Hollywood beauty – currently single - is said to have told a US magazine in a new interview that she is ready to get pregnant now.

    A source close to the star revealed: "She says in the interview that she will do everything in her power to have a baby 'as soon as possible'.

    "And she says she is ready for that right now. This is really her public announcement that she is emotionally ready for children.

    "She does not get into specifics beyond saying how much she wants to be a mother and that she's actually exploring how she can do that."

    In the "startlingly frank interview" with the unnamed US women's monthly magazine - set to hit shelves this autumn - unlucky-in-love Aniston, 41, also tells how she is convinced it is the right time for her to become a mum for the first time.

    The insider told a US celebrity weekly magazine: "She [says] that physically speaking, her body is healthy and she is 'perfectly capable of having kids' and that she can conceive naturally.

    "Privately Jennifer maintains she would prefer a baby with the man of her dreams. But she only admits she is 'exploring' different men."

    Jennifer Aniston 'ready' to have baby | Sympatico.ca CelebEdge
    Ughhhhh on and on it goes
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    ok enough with the jennifer aniston posts! she's a damn bore and im sick of seeing her name on here!

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    If I was her I think I'd just keep my banging body and buy a puppy instead.
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    I think she already has dogs, and they must be getting mighty tired of peanut butter by now
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    In fact, her rep tells Gossip Cop, “She did not give an interview to any magazine… this is just more BS from OK!”

    Aniston, however, did pose for photos for the September issue of a magazine, but the accompanying quotes – which have yet to be given – will pay tribute to an icon.

    Gossip Cop won’t spoil the surprise. You’ll just have to wait.

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    Grimm you are going hog crazy with the titles - love it.

    My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.

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    "Exploring different men?"

    Who wants to be Jenni's studmuffin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackho View Post
    Grimm you are going hog crazy with the titles - love it.
    Lol I know. Grimm puts the rock in Gossip Rocks. He needs to be the resident title creator
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I think she already has dogs, and they must be getting mighty tired of peanut butter by now
    i'm NEVER eating peanut butter again.
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    I'd do Aniston, but I don't want kids.
    Last edited by potato_chips; June 24th, 2010 at 09:59 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity View Post
    Lol I know. Grimm puts the rock in Gossip Rocks. He needs to be the resident title creator
    agree. I about choked on my tea with this one! Hilarious!!!!!

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    Why doesn't she just adopt some kids

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    Quote Originally Posted by potato_chips View Post
    I'd do Aniston, but I don't want kids.
    Are you famous/in the business/from a model agency?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I think she already has dogs, and they must be getting mighty tired of peanut butter by now
    If all the women in this place were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be surprised - Dorothy Parker

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    Lame. I feel her entire career is built around this crap.

    Just adopt and STFU already, Jen! (and your sources, too)

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