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    Squinty & B.Coop's Big Gay Wedding?



    Squinty Zellweger not only resembles a lemon-sucking blonde version of Liza Minnelli, but apparently she's got the same thirst for (allegedly) gay husbands. See Kenny Chesney.

    Page Six seems to think that Squinty is planning on marrying her Bradley Cooper, because she went wedding dress shopping at Carolina Herrera in West Hollywood last week. A witness type said that she looked at dresses for nearly two hours, and coyly smiled whenever someone asked her if she was getting hitched. Squints left with a garment bag in hand.

    Squints is going for some kind of professional fag hag record! Maybe she actually likes spending her wedding night nibbling on a piece of cake in the corner of her suite while listening to her new husband sloppily eating another dude's ass in the next room? Or maybe she just likes weddings. And the best way to party at a wedding is to do it next to a gay!

    While a straight man might roll his eyes or let out a mouth fart when they release the white doves into the sky, a gay's heart will flutters right next to yours. And while a straight dude might not give a fuck what you look like during the reception as long your ass puts out that night, a gay will make sure you look like elegant perfection from top to bottom at all times! So I get it, Squints. I get it.
    Now, after Michael K's description of what it's like to marry a gay man, I totally understand why women do it! I'll judge Liza and Star Jones no longer! (Well maybe Star Jones cuz Big Gay Al wasn't anywhere near fabulous enough!)
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    Of maybe she just has a very bad gaydar. Lots of women just don't realise that you don't have to be a screaming queen to be gay. Look at all the adoring but oblivious Barry Manilow fans out there.
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    she needs to change that hairdo, and she would look great and younger with dark brown.

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    Bradley sure is pretty. I finally saw 'The Hangover' last night and it was funny as hell. Now all those rumors about him make sense.

    Renee apparently likes all the pomp and PR that goes along with dating/marrying pretty men, so if this happens, it'll be over in due time once they both get out of it what they want.

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    Bitch cant have no other kind of wedding yall.

    And gotdang look at her busted ass face.

    Most fags I know would NOT like to have THAT as their hag. (of course most fags I know would LOVE to shop with the rich hag tho.)

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    He doesn't ping my gaydar. Her face is so bizarre.

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    I didn't know they were dating. He is way too cute for her!

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    To quote Kathy Griffin-puffy faced coke-whore!
    Still-this would be a fabulous wedding. Lots of musical numbers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    He doesn't ping my gaydar. Her face is so bizarre.
    I don't know which is worse her face or her voice. Like LeAnn Rimes.
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    Wait...what about Barry Manilow?

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    Geez what happened to her face? Looks like she was hit with a shovel.

    I'm not sure that he's gay. Whatever he is, he can do a hella lot better than Squinty.

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    Poor Renee. She either likes the company of men she knows don't want to touch her or she really is a fucking moron.
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    "....while listening to her new husband sloppily eating another dude's ass in the next room"



    ^^^^Thank you. Now I'll never be able to get that image out of my head.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonetvc View Post
    Bradley sure is pretty. I finally saw 'The Hangover' last night and it was funny as hell. Now all those rumors about him make sense.

    Renee apparently likes all the pomp and PR that goes along with dating/marrying pretty men, so if this happens, it'll be over in due time once they both get out of it what they want.
    You just saw that last night? Oh my! I watch that and Pineapple Express whenever I'm in a mood!
    Quote Originally Posted by cmmdee View Post
    He doesn't ping my gaydar. Her face is so bizarre.
    He doesn't ping my gaydar, either!! And I wish people would stop saying those things about him.
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    Doesn't ping mine either is it just because he's pretty?

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