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    Default Lindsay Lohan's assistant quit her drunk ass

    Lindsay Lohan's Assistant -- I QUIT!!!

    Originally posted Jun 10th 2010 2:00 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

    Lindsay Lohan needs all the assistance she can get ... no, really ... her assistant just quit.


    Sources tell TMZ Lindsay's right-hand woman, Elinore, quit Wednesday. Elinore only lasted a few months and we're told she was "exhausted" and "had enough of Lindsay's demands."

    We're also told Elinore never had any time to herself and Lindsay would often force her to stay with her for days on end ... and then blame her when things went wrong.

    Just one last warning for anyone interested in the gig -- we're told the job didn't pay much either. So here's how we're guessing the help wanted ad might look ...




    That ad is funny as hell.
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    Methinks Elinore has the same level of intelligence as Brit's bodyguard. I mean, what the hell do you expect?

    What surprises me is that someone actually has to assist her in looking that idiotic.
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    That picture made me laugh.

    Can't imagine what an unemployed 23 yr old needs assistance with.

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    ^^^Sticking a rolled dollar full of coke up her nose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valley Doll View Post
    ^^^Sticking a rolled dollar full of coke up her nose?

    Hehe. That sounds about right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OrangeSlice View Post
    Methinks Elinore has the same level of intelligence as Brit's bodyguard. I mean, what the hell do you expect?

    What surprises me is that someone actually has to assist her in looking that idiotic.
    Ha, reminds me of Britters short-term asst. Chola Carla. Whatever happened to her?!

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    Love the ad too!

    Hope the former assistant talks....that would be epic.

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    LEAVE LINDSAY ALONE! (Cue sobbing video)
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    Of course, her dad forced her assistant to quit you know....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cali View Post
    Ha, reminds me of Britters short-term asst. Chola Carla. Whatever happened to her?!
    DUUUUDE! i totally forgot about her! i love how we always refer to people by their michael k nickname.
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