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    Tom Cruise: I wanted to marry Katie after the first day we met

    Many of us are still reeling from Tom Cruise’s great dance moves at Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards, and Tom is still reaping the benefits of his hard work. He gave several interviews post-awards show, and there are even rumors that a full-length Len Grossman movie will be made, maybe by the same Tropic Thunder team. Regarding the dance, Tom admitted that he worked with Katie Holmes’ choreographer Tyce Diorio (I bet he did, that poor bastard), and Tom claimed that Katie loved it. She was there while we were working on it… You know, I can dance a bit and we rehearsed, and my wife’s a dancer and so I like dancing. It was a lot of fun – it was great. It was a blast.” Tom was also talking about his beloved KATE and how they fell in love “at first sight”. Oh, Tom.
    Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes surprised us all by staying together for so long. After the couch jumping fiasco, we all thought the relationship was all for publicity. Everyone thought it was fake except Tom Cruise himself. Tom admits that he instantly fell in love when he met Katie.
    He told OK! magazine: “I knew that I wanted to marry her after the first day I met her.”
    “What’s even more interesting is that Katie confessed that when she was a teenager she dreamt of marrying me. Doesn’t it seem incredible?”
    Tom also talked about his bromance with David Beckham. He explained: “David and I became friends from the very start. I really admire him as a person, father, husband, and athlete. He’s absolutely fantastic. He’s got a great competitive spirit and he’s a tireless worker with a clear mind and a solid body.”
    [From Hollyscoop and Contact Music]
    Tom kills whatever heterosexual vibe he was working when he starts talking about Beckham’s “solid body”. You know what words he wanted to use, right? “Hard, tweak, tender, tight, bronzed, lick, God-like, and bounce a quarter off that ass.” Speaking of how Tom is really straight and he and Katie don’t have a contract, Blind Gossip (via Dlisted) had a pretty good blind item about what’s going on between Katie and Tom at this point.
    By the way, why is Katie groping Angelina Ballerina?!? It’s for charity! And Katie is a Furry.




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    He probably already had the contract in his pocket.

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    oh god just stop. nobody's buying it.
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    This shocks no one since you interviewed her with that purpose in mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Syd View Post
    He probably already had the contract in his pocket.
    yep, sounds like she got the money up front.
    Kill him.
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    JFC! Can you ever shut up about your magical love? Pimping out your fake relationship didn't work years ago, and it's not going to help your career now either.

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    P.S. Katie dances like a Clydesdale..that is all.

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    he is such a controlling piece of shit, did you see him presenting at the mtv awards with cameron diaz, it was crazy trying to explode out his face is how wound-up-tight he is

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    He must have a movie coming out soon eh?? Gotta drum up publicity somehow..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syd View Post
    He probably already had the contract in his pocket.
    And you know this, man!

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    Since when is his "wife a dancer"? She's barely a fucking actress.
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    Is there something wrong with Katie's teeth? She always has that closed-mouth smirky smile going on. She would look so much more natural if she would just smile the regular way.

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    What he meant was...he knew a good beard when he saw it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by travelbug View Post
    Is there something wrong with Katie's teeth?
    she has hideous teeth. i think there are pics in just plain scary.

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    Geez! The lengths that this midge man will go! What is next? A sex tape? Oh no. I should not have given him any ideas!!

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