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    Default Sandra Bullock jokes about her personal life at awards show

    The Return Of Sandra Bullock




    After months of playing Mary J. Blige's "Not Gon' Cry" on repeat while cutting Vanilla Gorilla's face out of pictures and replacing it with Keanu Reeves', Sandra Bullock came out to play last night at Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards. Sandra showed up to pick up yet another award to add to her trophy collection which is housed in a giant warehouse in the Valley somewhere. Sandra won the "Troops Choice" award for Entertainer of the Year. And Sandra even joked that she probably won the award because she got fucked in a bad way this year.


    Sandra said: "Let's be honest here, just for a moment. We're all going to be honest, right? Did I win this for being entertainer of the year, or did I win this because of the spectacular I.E.D. [improvised explosive device] explosion that became my personal life?! No, it's okay. Because I would do it over again if it was to entertain our troops , and our extraordinary troops deserve something much more than some actress in a tight dress talking about herself."


    And wouldn't that award look so much better if it was shoved up Vanilla Gorilla and Bombshit McGee's assholes? Actually, they would probably like that too much so forget about that.
    Here's the video of Sandra's speech:


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    she looks great!
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    She does look beautiful and hot and sexy and amazing! I really like her a lot, and I think it's really cool that she can joke about what happened to her. She is the best.
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    Wow. Way to make dude eat his heart out.

    I love it when fucked over bitches refuse to roll over and die.
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    She looks fantastic.

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    She's made of tough stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    Wow. Way to make dude eat his heart out.

    I love it when fucked over bitches refuse to roll over and die.
    Damn right. And she never once played the victim. I respect her for that alone.
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    Not normally a huge fan of hers but she looks better than ever and she's handled this whole thing better than any other celeb I can think of who has been cheated on (coughJennicough).

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    Looking great. Really great.
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    She looks fantastic and I'm proud of her. She really seems like one of the most decent stars out there.

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    Wow! She's never looked better. I admire how she's handled all of this, with grace and dignity. I wouldn't expect anything less. Go Sandra!

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    OK-revenge of the bestest kind!
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    Out-f*cking-standing!!!! YaaaY Sandy!!!!!!!!!
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    Good for her. Sandra's handled this a LOT better than many celebs in her shoes would.
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    I hope seeing how fabulous she looks and how unruffled she acts is twisting in Jesse James' gut.

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