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    Actor Jack Nicholson has proved he's still a ladies' man - by asking buxom pop star Jessica Simpson on a date. The Shining star has been linked to a number of actresses and models over the years, including Lara Flynn Boyle, Anjelica Huston and Michelle Phillips, and has fathered six children with different women.
    But the Hollywood Lothario hasn't slowed down since turning 73 last month - he's reportedly invited 29-year-old singer Simpson to join him for an evening together.
    Simpson, who declined the offer, tells Britain's The Sun, "I have no idea how Jack got my number as we've never met. He asked if I wanted to go to his Beverly Hills house for dinner."
    Jack Nicholson Asks Jessica Simpson Out - Starpulse.com

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    Oh c'mon Jessica, you might as well...
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    She should have accepted just for the experience of being with Nicholson.

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    Jack Nicholson....I still would

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    ewwwwwww...just..no.
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    She'd better jump on this and make the most of it. He'll get tired of her idiocy quick unless she knows enough to keep her trap shut and just fuck. I can totally see him cracking a sarcastic comment to her and it going right over her head.
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    LOL. This girl really doesn't know when to keep embarrassing and humiliating things to herself. Wow.

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    How could she resist?


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    ^^

    That is SOOOO nasty!

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    It probably never happened - she's so full of shite
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    I thought he couldn't get it up anymore. He probably just wanted a quick feel of those double dee's. I woulda gone.
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    why in the world would she even bring this up in an interview? dumbass.

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    If so, she's super classy to chat about it.

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    She's just talking shit because his tits are bigger.
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