Results 1 to 11 of 11

Thread: Robert Pattinson wants to marry Kristen Stewart

  1. #1
    Gold Member mb86's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    960

    Default Robert Pattinson wants to marry Kristen Stewart



    Time for yet more bullsh-t Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart stories. I was surprised with yesterday’s post when many of you think they’re a PR couple. I think they’re for real - as in, they are really dating, but nothing hardcore, like OK! Magazine’s endless “they’re getting married and having a baby” stories. This week’s story, as you can tell, is all about how Sparkles proposed marriage to Kristen. Oh, sorry, did you get the wrong impression about that? According to Jezebel’s tabloid round-up (because OK won’t even put this drivel online), “Rob told Kristen that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her, and proposed… that they’ll get married one day.” So basically, he told her that he’d like to marry her at some point. They’re engaged to be engaged.
    OK! Magazine - This is exclusive, meaning “made up.” Robert Pattinson was late to the set because he’d gone to a strip club and Kristen Stewart got pissed. So Rob told Kristen that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her, and proposed… that they’ll get married one day.
    He can’t imagine being with anyone else, etc. This story trails off into random factoids, like: Some scenes in Eclipse had to be reshot because test audiences noticed that KStew’s hairpiece was askew; she had to get a new wig that would stay on. Also, a scene in which Bella professes her love for Jacob — and kisses him — had to be reshot because tween audiences thought it was too racy.
    Oh, and: RPatz has his personal security team clear out his hotel room when he checks out so that his dirty socks don’t end up on eBay.
    [From OK! Magazine via Jezebel]
    Totally boring. Meanwhile, Us Weekly has an interesting little anecdote that I think is probably more “truthy”. In the story (teased on the cover) called “Rob & Kristen: How She Tortures Him” we find out that K-Stew and Sparkles fight a lot and “she snaps at him in public. And she’s also supermoody. Yet he dotes on her, and is protective of her.” Kristen Stewart: Mega-Bitch For No Reason.
    Lastly, we have Ashley Green’s interview in Seventeen Magazine, trying to convince us that she‘s worth a multi-million dollar paycheck for Breaking Dawn. Yeah. Here‘s what she says about Sparkles: “When I met Rob, I didn’t think twice about him. He’s really attractive, but that chemistry wasn’t there. [He just] doesn’t understand girls. He gets a lot of attention from them, but he doesn’t quite understand it because before ‘Twilight,’ he was just a guy from ‘Harry Potter.” Whatever.
    Cele|bitchy » Blog Archive » OK Mag: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart are engaged to be engaged

  2. #2
    Elite Member WhateverLolaWants's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Posts
    13,656

    Default

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkkH8TLJix4[/YOUTUBE]

    College buddy of mine did a quick and dirty parody of the 'sparkling' with his girlfriend.
    ----------------------------
    There will be times you might leap before you look
    There'll be times you'll like the cover and that's precisely why you'll love the book
    Do it anyway

  3. #3
    Elite Member Sundance's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Posts
    3,463

    Default

    ^^
    “The thing that attracts people to “The Sopranos” is the family element. It shows that America still has a longing for that traditional upbringing.” Christine O'Donnell

  4. #4
    Elite Member dksnj's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Jersey Shore, NJ
    Posts
    2,725

    Default

    Okay another funny parody. Kind of long, but it gets better towards the middle:

    YouTube - Buffy vs Edward: Twilight Remixed -- [original version]

  5. #5
    Super Moderator twitchy2.0's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Milliways
    Posts
    58,188

    Default

    Either one works for me. Just as long as he dies.
    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    "What's traitors, precious?" -- President Gollum

  6. #6
    Elite Member JadeStar70's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    BFE, Iowa
    Posts
    7,566

    Default

    Good God, help us if they marry and spawn a child. The Twitards will go insane!!!

  7. #7
    Super Moderator twitchy2.0's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    Milliways
    Posts
    58,188

    Default

    Go insane? I thought they were already there.
    As Canadian as possible under the circumstances

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


    "What's traitors, precious?" -- President Gollum

  8. #8
    Elite Member JadeStar70's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    BFE, Iowa
    Posts
    7,566

    Default

    I think the gusto fans are already nuts,...but I am sure this would send them over the edge. I don't even want to think about the media coverage on this story.

  9. #9
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    support histiocytosis awareness
    Posts
    7,363

    Default

    We went shopping Wednesday and for the first time since 2005 I did not see one article about Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie not one rag mag had them on the front. Not one I tell you!


    The mag I saw said Kristen was pregnant. I hope not. She's like what 19 or 20? My gosh they are every where.

    All I ask from these people is that they entertain me. Since I haven't seen either actor in anything except the Twilight saga and The Panic Room (young Kristen) & Harry Potter (Robert) I'm not sure if their acting sucks or it's the type of movie - such as the Star Wars robotic acting caused by George Lucas.

    I've seen them out and about on Leno and Ellen pushing Eclipse. She's very shy and sometimes seems to spit her thoughts out. He's kind of funny. They seem like nice people who can't shake the paparazzi.

    I bought all 4 books because the first one was OK, the last three sucked. So far both movies have sucked but I'm riding this train to the end and I have a feeling I'll be ranting about it later.

  10. #10
    Elite Member JadeStar70's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    BFE, Iowa
    Posts
    7,566

    Default

    She always has that hazey eyed look to her,...like she is stoned, angry or disorientated. It almost reminds me of Elvis and Lisa Marie's eyes. I personally just don't think Kristen or Robert are as good looking as everyone claims.

  11. #11
    Hit By Ban Bus!
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    support histiocytosis awareness
    Posts
    7,363

    Default

    ^^rumored - she smokes a lot of pot

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Kristen Stewart Begs Robert Pattinson for Marriage
    By Beaverhausen in forum Latest Gossip
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: March 17th, 2010, 03:12 PM
  2. Replies: 10
    Last Post: November 18th, 2009, 04:16 PM
  3. OK!: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart “split”
    By Honey in forum Latest Gossip
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: October 29th, 2009, 03:53 PM
  4. Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson
    By olivia720 in forum Famous Style
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: April 5th, 2009, 09:22 AM
  5. Robert Pattinson + Kristen Stewart in Tokyo
    By olivia720 in forum Famous Style
    Replies: 35
    Last Post: March 4th, 2009, 06:13 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •