Nicolas Cage only eats animals that have dignified sex

[dowcat]

Nicolas Cage reveals animal sex factor in diet

The Sun reports that the Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans actor only eats meat from animals that mate in a 'dignified' way


Fastidious foodie … Nicolas Cage. Photograph: Kevin Winter/Getty Images



Nicolas Cage has reportedly revealed that he will eat only animals who mate in a dignified fashion, a dietary preference which apparently rules out pork. According to the Sun, the Oscar-winning actor is happy to eat fish or poultry because their love lives are more decorous.



"I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales – sentient life – insects, reptiles," says Cage, who is currently getting great reviews for his performance as a drug-addled detective in Werner Herzog's Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call – New Orleans, a quasi-remake of Abel Ferrara's 1992 tale of a destructive cop.
He continues: "I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds.
"But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl."
Cage, whose glowing Bad Lieutenant notices follow praise for his role in Kick-Ass, is known for having an eccentric fascination with animals. He has a tattoo of a lizard wearing a top hat, has owned a pet octopus and once ate a cockroach for a movie role.
For Bad Lieutenant, which is out in the UK on Friday, he bought a snake with two heads to protect him during filming in New Orleans. The creature was later donated to a zoo.


Nicolas Cage reveals animal sex factor in diet | Film | guardian.co.uk

[penname]

Chickens have dignified sex? Seriously?

[cheray]

What sort of sex does he have? Hands on his hips casual sex? Rip tearing, balls to the wall sex? Or ladylike sex?

[Belt Up]

Nowt dignified about that poor creature on his head.

[rem_in]

no wonder his marriages never last

[fattymatty]

How do you get that loony?

[Sundance]

Originally Posted by cheray

What sort of sex does he have? Hands on his hips casual sex? Rip tearing, balls to the wall sex? Or ladylike sex?

From that I guess we can rule out the rip tearing, balls to the wall sex. Picturing his hands on his hips is a scream. Maybe he talks dirty with one of those upper crust pretentious accents. I think Nick's been sniffing his rug glue.

[Shiver]

Er, interesting. He's a great actor when he wants to be, but he's turning into his generation's Nick Nolte (aka batshit crazy).

[stef]

Originally Posted by Sundance

I think Nick's been sniffing his rug glue.

i think so, too.

[GaPeach]

before our male bird went over the rainbow he and our female bird went at it constantly - day or night, with people in the room or not. They were loud, humping, bumping and couldn't care less about dignity.

Dignified? Sex is about the only time you don't give a freak about dignity.

[TrevMaxwell]

I have very dignified sex with my boyfriend, now eat me Cage!

[sluce]

How boring Trev. Shake it up friend. Get undignified!

[bellini]

Originally Posted by Shiver

Er, interesting. He's a great actor when he wants to be, but he's turning into his generation's Nick Nolte (aka batshit crazy).

Yeah he was good once upon a time. Now he's just an overblown caricature when he acts. His latest movie, Bad Lieutenant, was horrible.

[rockchick]

another pompous ass-hat celebrity.

[penname]

Originally Posted by cheray

What sort of sex does he have? Hands on his hips casual sex? Rip tearing, balls to the wall sex? Or ladylike sex?

Love the mental image of hands-on-his-hips casual sex. No doubt he keeps his shades on too - and a set of pearls for extra dignity.