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    Default Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Are Still Boning Like Crazy

    Jada Pinkett Smith is still going on about how her vagina is going to fall off and raise a white flag because Will is humping on it so much. All together now: roll those eyes to the left.


    When Oprah asked Jada how they keep the tingles coming after more than 12 years of marriage, she said, "We don't have sex with each other. That's how." No, she really said:
    "Keep it spontaneous. I surprise him. He's a thinker. He's always thinking. I just, I always surprise him…Now I don't know if you want to get in on how I surprise him… During the day I might send a sexy picture of some sort…If he's on set with me, we might take a break."
    The "some sort" means "a 9-inch dick." That's very sweet of Jada. It's also sweet when she surprises Will with a strap-on in her boxer briefs. You know Gayle King was backstage throwing Oprah a "bitch, take notes" side-eye.



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    sure they are, just not each other.
    They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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    fake fake fake
    “The thing that attracts people to “The Sopranos” is the family element. It shows that America still has a longing for that traditional upbringing.” Christine O'Donnell

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    Jesus H Christ, Enough!!!!!!!!

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    People never understand that when they make it so public, "Look at us! Look at us! We is hot for each other!" it's phony as hell.
    “The thing that attracts people to “The Sopranos” is the family element. It shows that America still has a longing for that traditional upbringing.” Christine O'Donnell

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    Those that talk about sex the most are the ones getting it the least. Give it a rest - we're not jealous.

    I'm having a premonition that these two are going to be embroiled in a sex scandal. A juicy one.

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    oh god we can only hope!
    “The thing that attracts people to “The Sopranos” is the family element. It shows that America still has a longing for that traditional upbringing.” Christine O'Donnell

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty View Post
    Those that talk about sex the most are the ones getting it the least. Give it a rest - we're not jealous.

    I'm having a premonition that these two are going to be embroiled in a sex scandal. A juicy one.
    Might be on to something here qwerty!

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    I believe 'em.

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    I happened to have Oprah on, the whole show was too much. Will and Jada kept talking and talking, they sounded like they were parroting back words from either therapists or CoS leaders. None of their talk sounded natural in the least. It was like the Cosby family. They hold regular family meetings, blah blah blah.

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    Her bone structure seems manly to me at times. Even though she is so petitie,....something about her face throws me off.

    They seem like the type that want to throw their sex life and happy marriage in everyones face constantly, to convince themselves it is true. They seem really fake to me.

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    Yeah, right. Like we believe that bs.
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    They need to hook up with Christina Aguilera.
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    ^^^
    seriously. maybe a televised threesome.

    if these two ever do it, i'm sure it involves jada with a strap-on pegging will while he watches gay porn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty View Post
    Those that talk about sex the most are the ones getting it the least. Give it a rest - we're not jealous.
    I was thinking the same thing.

    Why do celebs think anyone gives a flip about their sex lives? Talk about narcissim to the extreme!

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