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    Default Thomas Jane admits he's not "Hung"

    Wednesday, May 12th 2010
    Thomas Jane Is Not That Hung





    On Hung, Thomas Jane plays a gym teacher who makes thirstay ladies max out their credit cards so that they can get a taste of his Tommy Lee-sized peen. But in real life, Thomas Jane's dick isn't exactly tearing condoms or vaginas. Men's Fitness asked Thomas if his penis situation is filed under "Jon Gosselin" or "Chyna," and he said:
    "I'm a textbook average guy. I'm 5'10", I wear a model suit size -- 40 regular, 32-inch waist pant -- and a size 10 shoe. Everything about me is prototypical. Everything. I even have a right-down-the middle-exactly-average dick."
    FINALLY, there's a journalist out there who asks the important questions! Who really cares what Thomas' acting process is or where he grew up. WHO CARES! What we really want to know is if doing sexy times with Thomas feels like fucking Mini-Me or like giving birth to Mini-Me in reverse?
    via HuffPo (Thanks Stacy)

    Damn, I was hoping he was hung and we'd get some photographic proof this season. Guess I won't watch it now.
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    5 inch YAWN
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    Oh, thank goodness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    5 inch YAWN
    maybe he's extra girthy? i still think he's hot

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    Having done extensive research on this subject, I do believe that the average penis size is 7.

    However, I could be mistaken, I'll investigate further.

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    I think he's downplaying. He's a hot bitch.

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    Girthy is good.

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    There is more to good sex than a big dick. Just sayin' ...

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    ^^ Very true but a good rod doesn't hurt - at least not most the time.
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    I've always heard average is 6 inches when erect. Anyway, he is so fucking hot and sexy, I can work with average.

    What is the reference to Jon Gosselin all about?
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    His tiny penis.
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    There are some things you just don't admit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crumpet View Post
    I've always heard average is 6 inches when erect. Anyway, he is so fucking hot and sexy, I can work with average.

    What is the reference to Jon Gosselin all about?
    It's 5-6 inches...."bone-pressed" which means they push the ruler into the skin, which gives you like an extra inch. So it's even smaller than that I think.

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    There's nothing wrong with average, unless you have a big gaping orifice.
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