Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner Get 'Fuck' Tattoos‎

**Honey** · May 7th, 2010, 02:56 PM

Radar Online is reporting that Avril Lavigne and Brody Jenner both tattooed the work "f**k" on their bodies. Something to show the kiddies when they get older.
The word on the street is the couple strolled into Mark Mahoney’s Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlor in Hollywood early last week and decided to get matching tattoos on their ribs.

“They were laughing and said they had not slept in two days. They were completely, utterly out of it. Then nobody could believe it when they said they wanted the word F**K written on their ribs.
“Avril didn’t even care that the only person available to ink her in the shop was an apprentice. She just said, ‘I don’t care do it.’ “Neither of them seemed to stop and think about what they were doing, it was just one big laugh.”

You Aren't Going To Believe What Avril Lavigne And Brody Jenner Tattooed On Their Bodies | ImNotObsessed.com

**fgg** · May 7th, 2010, 03:00 PM

i thought people were supposed to be turned away if they were obviously intoxicated.

can avril jump up in line with lindsey in the death watch?

**Sundance** · May 7th, 2010, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by fgg

i thought people were supposed to be turned away if they were obviously intoxicated.

They usually do. So that's a new one on me.

**rollo** · May 7th, 2010, 04:05 PM

After some girl got stars tattooed all over her face, isn't there a Stupid clause?

**Laxmobster** · May 7th, 2010, 04:26 PM

^

This is such a weird coupling I can't wrap my brain around it...

**Penny Lane** · May 7th, 2010, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by Honey

“They were laughing and said they had not slept in two days. They were completely, utterly out of it. Then nobody could believe it when they said they wanted the word F**K written on their ribs."

Probably cracked the fuck out. I'd bet money on it.

**zillah.** · May 7th, 2010, 04:38 PM

They deserve each other.

**Sundance** · May 7th, 2010, 07:51 PM

They should have gotten them on their foreheads.

**Palermo** · May 7th, 2010, 10:16 PM

I remember working on a case of a bank robbery. The idiot guy who did it thoughtfully tattooed fuck on his neck in big letters, made it oh so easy to identify him.

How seriously deranged do you have to be to do this?

**KrisNine** · May 8th, 2010, 12:07 AM

Wow, they are so crazy and cutting edge. She's so punk rock!!

**Novice** · May 8th, 2010, 06:51 AM

Oooh & rehab & denial in 5... 4… 3… when Avril thinks it'll cost her money etc…

I knew that greacy racist fuckers weightloss was drug related!

**LynnieD** · May 8th, 2010, 08:24 AM

Klassy!!

Cranked out, nice!

**AgentOrange** · May 9th, 2010, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by fgg

i thought people were supposed to be turned away if they were obviously intoxicated.

can avril jump up in line with lindsey in the death watch?

Then Avril would never get in!

**Beeyotch** · May 9th, 2010, 09:26 PM

I am delighting in this trainwreck of doucheyness and stupidity!

More! More!

**Pippin** · May 9th, 2010, 09:36 PM

She's an idiot. I don't know much about her husband, but me late sainted mum always used to spout, "Water seeks its own level," as she glared at me, so I am assuming that Lavigne's better half ain't much brighter than she is.

I was quite drunk when I got my one (and only) tattoo. That's why I imagine I don't remember it hurting.

It's a small tattoo of a snake popping out of the earth, and it's on my right inner arm, about six inches higher than my wrist.

I still love the tattoo, and I reeled in with an equally drunk friend (who was covered in tattoos) to have mine done in 1980.

There's also a law in Quebec that stipulates that no one under the age of 18 is legally allowed to be tattooed without parental approval.

If you believe that some of the tattoo artists around here abide by that rule, than I have a bridge connecting from Montreal to the South Shore that I can sell you.