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    Default Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, if you care

    Kendra's Got A Sex Tape




    One of Hugh Hefner's former bedpan orderlies, Kendra Wilkinson, is not exactly queefing happy balloons over the news that a fuck tape she made several years ago is about to be released through Vivid Entertainment. Yes, and there you were thinking Kendra was a virginal pilgrim who wore a pair of cotton panties over and under her pantyhose and only accepted pearl necklaces from the joo-ree department at KMart. Perfect image shattered.
    Apparently, Kendra boned on camera before she moved into the Playboy Mansion in 2004 when she was 19.
    Vivid shot loads all over the place when they released this statement about Kendra's tape. Seriously, reading this statement is like blowing a dude with an excessive pre-ejaculation issue.
    'We know that Kendra has millions of fans and we feel that it's rare to find well-produced, hardcore footage of a star of her magnitude. The tape was brought to us by a third party and after consulting with our attorneys, we are confident in our right to distribute it. We've been trying to reach Kendra but have so far been unsuccessful. We therefore made the decision to release 'Kendra Exposed' to stores across the country by the end of May,' said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “We believe this could be our all time best selling celebrity tape.” “Kendra Exposed” will be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint and Kendra will joining such celebrities as Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, Kim Kardashian and Ray J, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, Shauna Sand and others whose sex tapes have also been released by Vivid.
    The explicit tape was made before she was engaged to and then married Philadelphia Eagles receiver Hank Baskett. The name of her sex partner in the video, that was shot prior to her moving into the Playboy mansion, has not been revealed.
    Kendra confirmed that the tape is real and issued this statement through her spokeswhore to OK! Magazine:
    Kendra’s attorneys are currently evaluating and pursuing Kendra’s rights with respect to the purported video and any third parties involved in the possible sale, reproduction or distribution of the same. During this difficult time, Kendra and her family would greatly appreciate the respect of their privacy.
    In Famewhorenese, "respect our privacy" really means "BUT WATCH OUR REALITY SHOW ON E!".


    After reading this mess, I was more shocked to learn that this is her first ever leak. I was under the assumption that you could check out a Kendra sex tape from the history section at the public library.
    I know Kendra wants everyone to see her as a wholesome mother and wife instead of a trick who used to get nekkid with a live corpse, but a sex tape is not a big deal at all. Everyone has one. Besides, it could be a lot worse. She could've made a fuck tape with Hugh Hefner instead. And I know I would rather be called a "porn star" by the PTA mothers instead of a "dead body fucker."


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    I barely care. Almost. Celebrity sex tapes are kinda interesting. Wonder if its better than Paris or Kims.

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    She prob released it on her own

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    we feel that it's rare to find well-produced, hardcore footage of a star of her magnitude.
    "A star of her magnitude"

    WTF

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    I won't lie.... I love Kendra. I was obsessed with The Girls Next Door and I have no idea why.

    I feel/felt bad for the upbringing she had. I kind of think if she hadn't been "picked" (ew lol) by Hugh Hefner she would have gone down a really horrible path.

    I'm grossed out that these companies can and will release sex tapes of anyone without their consent.

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    Please. We all know these celebs release this shit themselves.
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    I think some do, some don't. If this was right after she left the mansion and didn't have her own show then I'd automatically think she did it.

    Since she is trying to now look goody-goody stepford wife, I'm not sure she would do this at this time. Then again, maybe she really wants to be viewed as sexy again and thinks this is how to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melyanna View Post
    "A star of her magnitude"

    WTF
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    I can never believe she's only in her twenties. If she really is, she's already in trouble.
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    Wonder if her new hubby is going to split with her over this or not?

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    ^^Well he married her knowing full well she was an ex-stripper/meth head/whore who admitted herself she had sex with hugh hefner-not a fake gf. so is this really that shocking? he knew he was marrying trash. making a sex tape in itself is not trashy, but trying to sell it yourself is.

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    I don't care at all.

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    I love Kendra. I think she has changed. Yes, she made some bad decisions and had some questionable judgment... but who hasn't (yes, I know most of us haven't had it to the extremes that she did).
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
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    It's Going To Be A Box Set!




    In case you really don't give a used colostomy bag about Kendra Wilkinson's latest release in Time Life's long-running Z-list fuck tape series, get into the picture above instead. This is Kendra back in her high school days when she would do ANYTHING to sit at the round green plastic table with the exquisite cholitas.
    Kendra even shaved her brows off with a rusty Bic and prayed to the Sharpie Gods when she drew the whisper of a weepy clown over her eyes. Even though the cholitas jumped Kendra into their "gang" behind the gym, they never fully accepted her. They let her carry their starter jackets and remove the hickies from their cheeks with a frozen spoon, but she was never one of them. You and me both, Kendra. You and me both.
    Anyletsmakeoutinthebackofabrownlincoln, Radar reports that a second Kendra sex tape is already making the rounds. This time, Kendra's fuck tape co-star is a chick. Sources who have seen the tape says toys are involved and shit gets really graphic. One source went on to say, "This is really, really graphic and showing her in compromising positions; things you would think would be embarrassing for her."
    Vivid already has the lezzie tape in their hands and they are thinking about releasing it as a sequel to Kendra Exposed. I'm sure there will be a box set out in time for the holidays!
    Like I've said before, Kendra has nothing to be embarrassed about. Kendra has spent many mornings flossing the cumwebs out of her teeth after sucking Hef's dehydrated worm, so a lesbian sex tape is Disney shit compared to that.


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    Make that TWO sex tapes.
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    Kendra has spent many mornings flossing the cumwebs out of her teeth after sucking Hef's dehydrated worm, so a lesbian sex tape is Disney shit compared to that.


    Ah Michael k....
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