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    Default Lindsay Lohan going to jail?

    Lohan -- who is on probation for DUI -- has not fulfilled the alcohol education requirement laid down by the judge ... TMZ has learned.

    Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. The only exception -- if she was in inpatient rehab. And the judge was explicit ... if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.

    The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days. So here's the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation ... because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes.

    Bottom line -- Lindsay met the school's requirement, but squarely violated the judge's order.

    We've learned what's going to come out at Lindsay's progress hearing on May 20 -- that she has habitually violated the judge's requirement to attend classes at least once every 7 days.

    Judge Revel has made it clear to Lindsay -- no more chances. If probation is violated, she's going to jail ... and probation was repeatedly violated.

    We asked Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, for comment and received the following email: "We have received no negative written report from the program and contend Ms. Lohan is therefore in compliance." Good lawyering for sure, because -- as we just told you -- the program may not have a problem with Lindsay, but the judge is going to have a big problem.
    Lindsay Lohan -- Bound for Jail | TMZ.com

    Rock Bottom. :/

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    Going to jail may be the best thing that could happen to her.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiseguy View Post
    Going to jail may be the best thing that could happen to her.
    Dr Drew will be happy and Michael L moves one step closer to that conservatorship he wants. It's a win win situation!

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    how long will she get?????
    Kill him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    how long will she get?????
    Not long enough.

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    If there is a God, we will get a Lindsay-crying-in-the-car-on-the-way-to-jail photo like we got of Paris. Delicious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiseguy View Post
    Going to jail may be the best thing that could happen to her.
    I'm not sure that the less than an hour that these "celebs" get is going to do much. I'm thinking she won't even show for the status hearing.
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    Can someone please explain to me why we're suppose to cares about this chick? Am I missing something here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrevMaxwell View Post
    Can someone please explain to me why we're suppose to cares about this chick? Am I missing something here?
    It's the auto accident theory. You know you shouldn't look, you know you'll see something that will permanently scar your eyes, but you just cannot help staring agape at the twisted wreckage.
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    Am I the only person who always diverts their eyes at the scene of an accident? I don't want to see anything gory.
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    Well there's a big loophole there.

    And I don't believe she's anywhere near rock bottom. Sadly.

    I think it's gonna get really bad. It will be explosive like when Britney got taken out of her out in the ambulance. Busiest day at GR.

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    it's not really a loophole. the judge said she HAD to go at least every 7 days, she's been going every 21 days - she needs to go to jail!
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    Yeah the judge's ordering should go over that but you know her lawyer is just going to argue that the program only finds fault if it's over 21 days which she's adhering to. At least that's what I'd say if I were her attorney. Though that would never happen. Being paid in meth and empty vodka bottles doesn't sound very lucrative

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    Am I the only person who always diverts their eyes at the scene of an accident? I don't want to see anything gory.
    No, I do it too, and also if there's a dead animal in the road.
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    This is gonna help her street cred.
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