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    Default Gwyneth Paltrow's latest Goop purge: Chinese detox

    It seems allergy season has hit Gwyneth hard. She writes in her latest GOOP newsletter:

    This week, Adele Reising shares thoughts on spring from a Chinese medical perspective and provides tips for those of us who are suffering from allergies.

    Love, Gwyneth
    Here are a few of Adele's tips for starting spring detoxed and full of energy:

    - Try getting up just before dawn, when the black night sky slowly turns to blue. The sun rises in the East, and the blue color of dawn opens to our eyes and we experience the new day. Spring is like this.

    - If you are an allergy sufferer, I recommend avoiding mucus producing foods, such as dairy, wheat, sugar, and cold raw foods and also taking a probiotic.

    - Go to my website and check out the yeast free diet. If you follow it for about 6 weeks, you will lose a little unwanted winter weight, avoid the misery of allergy season and also detox naturally and be ready to bloom in the summer months. This diet cleans out the lymphatic system and calms down the immune system naturally.

    - Licorice and mung bean do detox well, especially the mung bean, which is used to purge toxins in liver. Doing this kind of simple detox several times a week, one's immune system will become much stronger and in so doing prevent one from getting the spring cold.Gwyneth Paltrow Shares Chinese Detox
    This woman is seriously obsessed with her eating and her body. She needs to check herself in somewhere and get help for that eating disorder.
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    Words cannot express how much I fucking loathe this bitch...

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    Hey do this diet for 6 months, until it's winter and then you'll be allergy free!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Words cannot express how much I fucking loathe this bitch...
    I hear you.
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    omg, can she just shut her trap already.

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    Hey, at least she shares her pearls of wisdom. I have a pretty smokin necklace from them.

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    How can one prevent oneself from being lectured to by Gwynnie?

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    cold raw foods

    Such as? Raw can be an extremely clean way of eating and it isn't mucous-producing ... which is why many people choose raw when they want to do a detox or cleanse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Words cannot express how much I fucking loathe this bitch...
    Omg, I third this. Why is she so obsessed with detoxing all the time? Orthorexia much? It's like she gets her high from showcasing how clean, pure and "correct" her lifestyle is. And she's totally oblivious to how sanctimonious this makes her look.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    Omg, I third this. Why is she so obsessed with detoxing all the time? Orthorexia much? It's like she gets her high from showcasing how clean, pure and "correct" her lifestyle is. And she's totally oblivious to how sanctimonious this makes her look.
    Wasn't she chowing down on fried chicken in Nashville not too long ago? Doesn't sound very clean and pure to me.
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    ^ Was that because Vadge wasn't speaking to her? Honestly, this woman is nuts (raw, wholefood style.)

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    Ugh I usually hate her. Then I read a BI about some guy pushing his bossy, opinionated wife down the stairs over at ONTD. Everyone was guessing it was GOOPY. So I'm feeling a bit sympathetic to her, for today anyway.

    She's OCD about food and health though. She must be a total bore to be around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Wasn't she chowing down on fried chicken in Nashville not too long ago? Doesn't sound very clean and pure to me.
    Maybe she thought she was greasing up her goopy guts for a quicker...uh..purge. But yeah I remember that. It seemed strange. Even for her.

    Quote Originally Posted by bellini View Post
    Ugh I usually hate her. Then I read a BI about some guy pushing his bossy, opinionated wife down the stairs over at ONTD. Everyone was guessing it was GOOPY. So I'm feeling a bit sympathetic to her, for today anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    Words cannot express how much I fucking loathe this bitch...
    kind of how I feel about Julia Roberts?

    unless she's growing her own garden and using organic means to tend them she has no clue whats going in her body.

    What cracks me up is these people work out, detox, pop vitamins, drink health drinks, hire special chiefs then - smoke or drink tons of coffee

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    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Wasn't she chowing down on fried chicken in Nashville not too long ago? Doesn't sound very clean and pure to me.
    Pictures or it didn't happen. She can say she ate fried chicken all she wants but I'm not buying it.
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