Adrian Grenier is a master at luring women toward his funky swamp-cock

[Beeyotch]

From NYDN via The Superficial

Adrian Grenier is apparently a master at luring women toward his funky swamp-cock. [] NY Daily News reports:

We hear that Adrian Grenier and an "Entourage" of guys strolled into N.Y.C. hotspot Amnesia last week and immediately approached a group of young ladies.

"They put their arms around each of the women and suavely said: 'Hey baby, this is what it's like to be famous' " a partygoer tells us. "Then they laughed in the girls' faces and walked off."

While some of you might balk at this approach, believe me, it totally works. I use a similar tactic where I say "Hey, baby, this is what it's like to be the Internet" then try to sell them Viagra in bulk at unbelievable prices. I haven't gotten laid yet, but I do end up going home to cry/masturbate myself to sleep. So halfway there.

[bellini]

I bet he does have a swamp cock. He was kinda hot the first season, but it's been a swift slide downhill since then. I do not see anything attractive about that guy anymore. Turtle is looking good in comparison.

[Working Girl]

He is a cutie. Looking forward to the new season of "Entourage" .

[Birdina]

I am loving my new favorite term 'swamp cock' lol.

[Beeyotch]

The swamp-cock thing is a reference to star-fuckers' reports that his junk smelly and he knows but doesn't care.

eta: found it and the bonus was his butt hair. Charming!

LA Rag Mag reports:

Adrian Grenier doesn’t have to worry about his butt muff like the gays have to because any girl that sleeps with him is so blessed to say she was part of his entourage they don’t complain until he stops returning their calls! Deal with the hair bitch, pretend it’s Mark Wahlberg’s!

Speaking of which….we have another nasty HOLLYWOOD HOOK UP story from the forgotten playboy nights of Adrienne Grenier. We have heard that Adrian’s uncut friend mixed with the belief that a star of his stature doesn’t need to shower results in a very unpleasant hummer for the star slut that goes down on him.

Adrian’s such a ladies man he doesn’t have to shower, we know because we’ve had this danky complaint filed against him by not one of our Star Sluts…but TWO! One described it like this.

"We were kissing and stuff and then I went down like I was going to go down on him and he's uncut just fyi, and hairy, but the worst part was the...the SMELL. It was like he hadn't showered in days, and that's just not polite to let a girl go down on you when YOU KNOW you didn't take a shower and he's uncut! So I look up at him, you know I pause, and he looks down at me with that smile he does on the show, sort of like "Suck it up".

L&A: So what did you do? You told him it was too much right. Or you didn't feel good?

HER: No..I ...sucked it up and just held my breath. It was Adrian Grenier!!

Case in point.

Last week we was [sic] having lunch with another girlfriend and somehow we got on the topic of Entourage and she cut me off to say:

You know my girlfriend gave him a blow job and said he had the worst smelling junk in the WOOOORLD!

Adrian can you hear us?

Take a shower and have pity on your star sluts.

[sputnik]

i was facebook-spying on the pics of a friend of a friend on facebook (who obviously doesn't know or care to edit his settings so that only friends can see his profile and pictures) who ran into him and his buddies at some douchey cigar bar and hung out with him and posted pics. he also commented that grenier also walked out with the 2 hottest chicks in the place after talking to them for maybe 5 minutes. i totally buy that he is a total manwhore and has a smelly swamp-cock, and i'm ashamed to admit i would still totally hit that.

[Air Quotes]

i totally buy that he is a total manwhore and has a smelly swamp-cock, and i'm ashamed to admit i would still totally hit that.

Jesus Christ me too...especially when he has stubble.

[Grimmlok]

you cows have no shame

[Brookie]

Gag.

[SunShine23]

no. eew. there are hotter stars to fuck-Leo for example.

[Air Quotes]

I would yank those dingy sweatpants off and have at it!

[Beeyotch]

Ewwww!

[fattymatty]

I've tried to give that show a chance several times but it's boring. Lifeless. The Ari character is entertaining at times but when they focus on the actual entourage, it kind of dies for me.

[stef]

"We were kissing and stuff and then I went down like I was going to go down on him and he's uncut just fyi, and hairy, but the worst part was the...the SMELL. It was like he hadn't showered in days, and that's just not polite to let a girl go down on you when YOU KNOW you didn't take a shower and he's uncut!

what's wrong with uncut penises?!

[Grimmlok]

I think it's the "not taking a shower" and being uncut combination...